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Bayonetta… where do I even start?
My review about this could be totally biased so take it with a grain of salt. So, let’s start shall we?

I’ve known Bayonetta for a few years now, I also liked using her as a DLC character on the Super Smash Bros for Wii U but, I never generally liked her that much as a character… until I played this game.
From my first moments in the game I already have fallen in love with it, with the action packed gameplay similar to the Devil May Cry series (A series I adored BTW) and the nostalgic “Fly Me to the Moon” in the background, it surely boosted my enthusiasm as soon as I started punching and kicking angels. But then, I laid my eyes upon her, the incarnation of beauty itself, even Aphrodite would envy such marvel, her body was the definition of perfection and her elegance and finesse even while fighting left me without words… but, it didn’t stop for me there, as soon as she started talking, such a beautiful voice and a seductive tone… she truly is a witch because I was bewitched with her glare and was cursed with love from the very first sight. I can’t even find words that are grand enough to describe her.
My favorite part in the whole game is the credits though, No no, not because the game was finished but because I think the ending was more than satisfying and also because… damn… that was the most rewarding ending I have ever seen in my whole life… (I’m referring to the 2 dances Bayonetta does).
Anyway, as maybe you already understood I definitely adore this game and there would be no reason for me to not recommend it, my scores are pretty hyperbolic too since I would give:
Gameplay: 10/10
Since the game mechanics were absolutely fun, giving possibilities for new gamers of the genre to play fluidly with having to dedicate too much studying the combo list and also well designed for experienced players to study and use the variety of combos that greatly extends especially with different weapons and playstyles.

Music: 10/10
Already hearing “Fly me to the Moon” is enough for me to give 10/10 but also adding remix of retro SEGA games
was a good touch, not to mention that the music used in every scene and cutscene were perfectly matched
and added tension in the atmosphere making the game even more marvelous than what it already was.

Graphics: 10/10
Trust me, you won’t be concentrating on the graphics.

Characters:

Bayonetta ?x999/10
Finally found myself a 3D Waifu. She was like a Jojo, stylish and posing in every single moment, and is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
HOT.

Cheshire/Luka 9/10
He’s not my favorite but I respect him, I relate to him falling for that witch.

Enzo ?/?
Can’t even give a score to this man… I think he could’ve destroyed Jubilee with his eyes closed.

Father …

Missed me with that gay sh*t.

Overall average: Just play it and see for yourself. Definitely highly recommended.

I think we can all agree that Poppo is a spawn of Satan.

What am I doing with my life?
I'm sure I've disappointed my family enough.

It is quite decent actually, I see nothing wrong with it if only there were more people playing it.

Wow, just wow.

What can I say, it's pretty good.

This game pushed me to start playing the series and it surely was the best decision I ever made.

Yee

It got boring earlier than I expected, the gameplay mechanics and travelling got quite monotone and the the quest aren't that exciting either. Not that bad but if I must quantify my thoughts about this game it would be 6.5/10

I give it a π/3.5

Best TETRIS game 10/10