AragonEric
Eric T.   United States
 
 
Welcome To The Party!

Unless you're stinky that is
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First game I went down and lost half my health to a dumb box with a skull on it. its fine I found a cool bottle with something called healthium. used HALF of it and then proceeded to noita myself by opening a chest underwater. 10/10 shadow wizard money gang. Finally got my first win after 80 hours of learning the game and I hope I can get a fancy gold crown one day. Thank you Pirate Software for introducing me to the game.

If you are down in the reviews wondering whether or not to get the game just think about it like this. Every time you die, you learn something and every time you learn something, you gain knowledge and in this game. Knowledge is power and eventually you will become more powerful than the game until Noita puts you back in your place. Therein lies the fun. Prepare to die in absurd hilarious ways and learn from it. lest you die that same way again. Good luck wizards and lets see if I can 100% the game before the eye puzzle gets solved.
Hai
~Welcome to my Profile~

As you may have noticed i kinda liked gmod a little too much years ago and i play a variety of games i like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, i do detest getting friended for no reason so i'd like to be informed as to why you are friending me so please do let me know or i wont accept also if you know me from the teamspeak/discord days you'll know i have a couple of rules (I made these years ago but I dont have the heart to take them off of my profile)

~Rules~

We have beer and yeah.

1. EVERYTIME SOMEONE JOINS SOMEONE MUST SAY "WELCOME TO THE PARTY"
1.2. NO TALK OF MAGIC
(YOU KNOW WHAT I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEAN)
2. NO SINGING AFTER 11:30 PM MY TIME
3. NO ANNOYING SOUNDS
(faq shall decide who is dubbed annoying)
4.NO DISCRIMINATION AGAINST ANY GAME
(Except Magic) (Unles youre faq)
5. NO PRO-AMERICAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
6. NO SOUNDBOARDS
7. PLEASE USE ENGLISH AFTER 9:00, NO ♥♥♥♥-SMOKING EITHER
8. NO IGNORING ADVICE OF THE FAQ
9. NO MISPRONUNCIATION OF THE FRENCH (Unless you're faq)
10. NO BREAKING THE 2nd 3rd or 4th WALL
11. NO SAY "GUESS WHOS BACK BACK BACK BACK AGAIN GAIN GAIN!!!!" NO EXCEPTIONS
12. MUST DESCRIBE WEATHER AS SOGGY AT LEAST ONCE
13. NO TRYING TO RECREATE HALO NOISES
14. NO SPEAK OF WHAT OBJECT WANTS TO TALK ABOUT UNLESS I SAY WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT
15. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES MUST ANYONE RECREATE A SEBASTIAN NOISE AT ALL
16. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WELCOME HEATHENS TO THE PARTY
17. NO TALKING DURING MOVIE TIME UNLESS I DEEM IT APPROPRIATE
18. WE SHALL NOT TALK ABOUT THE NAME THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED

If you follow these rules around me i'll typically be pretty cool and nice, and if you do break one i'll probably be too caught up in whatever stupid crap i'd be doing at the moment to notice so i hope you like my profile and as always WELCOME TO THE PARTY!
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vibinggecko 28/mai./2023 às 19:47 
hey, i think you're really cool, i like you a lot, maybe we should get married or something....
Luminary 30/abr./2020 às 20:13 
In the trap with your auntie she whip a brick in her panty its WhyG and Houdini I think she want to get battried I put a dubz in my backy
[PEN] shmito_123 20/ago./2019 às 14:18 
PEN's Back.
Luminary 3/ago./2019 às 13:01 
6ix gang
jostin 30/abr./2018 às 8:51 
Come back we need someone to welcome every one to the party.
Navi 20/jun./2017 às 18:49 
𝕚 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖