Recent reviews by Applejack_junior

Feeds my crippling gambling addiction.

$3. No-brainer. Also I appreciate that Nintendo let an indie company use Monita. It's great to see her get some character development.

Hello. Name is my Pierce Dr. Glenn. Game is Superliminal great a. It now buy.

P.S. Beans

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Y'know, I thought this game was the stuff during open beta as you can see from my old review below. I was SO excited when PFG announced the release. I was expecting big things. Then, I PLAYED it.... Please, tell me what SWITCH flipped in their minds from open beta to now. Like I mean, yeah it was kinda p2w as it was kinda grindy to get characters if you didn't wanna pay but it wasn't that bad though. NOW, it's WAY harder to get currency to buy characters AND you don't even get to test out characters anymore to see which one you want. It just seems like it would take A LONG time to get a character but I'll play it more to see. Also, I'm gonna be honest, I just wrote a whole essay on the bots but apparently, the bots are only for the first few matches. It was enough to make ME leave the game though. Whatever, I just thought maybe Multiversus could maybe escape the black hole that is, being more greedy than they were in open beta. guess not. Changed from recommended to not recommended.
























Average Multiversus player:

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿
⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼
⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼
⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉
⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀


Average Smash Bros player:

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣶⣿⣿⡷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣶⣦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣤⣴⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣿⣟⣛⣛⣻⣟⣛⣁⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣬⣿⣛⣛⣛⣛⣛⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴
⠉⠛⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛
⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⠤⢶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣦⡄⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⢀⠋⠈⠀⣨⣿⡏⢳⡀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣹⢿⡀⠀⠀⠙⣦⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠁⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⣾⣀⠄⡐⣿⣿⣿⣸⡇⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⣤⣴⣿⣼⣷⡄⡄⢀⣼⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡿⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠙⢿⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⠻⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣧⡾⠃⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠉⠁⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⠻⢿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⡿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢲⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠲⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⠖⠲⠶⢶⣶⣶⠖⠶⣿⣷⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢻⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠶⠤⠤⠤⠤⠴⠾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠲⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠞⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢧⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣴⣾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠙⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

This game is old with no anticheat. I couldn't play for the whole of october because the ban tool exploit. It's unbalanced. and semi-dead. But... why do I still play it?

Eh, it's 3.89 just get it.

EDIT: Also, EA sucks really bad. As of March 8th, 2024 I saw that EA dropped an anticheat (finally) and it sucks. People still can just hack and use dumb mods without issue. EA being themselves I guess.

Slippery fellow

You know it's good when for some reason, you play the game for 20 hours even though it has the same basic formula every time you make a game. What can I say? It's a really fun game and I give it 2 thumbs up 👍👍

My grandmother died yesterday. My dog is very sick. I am 50 with no wife or kids. I just got fired. I dropped out of college. I'm poor. Then I played this game. My grandmother is still dead. My dog is still sick. I turned 51 today with no wife or kids. I went to a job interview and I didn't get the job. I still don't have a college degree and I'm still poor. BUT, something even more important changed in my life. I saw 3 cats doing the so-called "Gangnam Style" dance routine. This was heart-stopping. Needless to say, I had to call 911 because my heart stopped and my entire body went into convulsions. As I was being rushed to the hospital the same image of those three cats was in my mind for hours. During the procedure and all. When I came home, I found that my house was burned down and those three cats were levitating over the burnt house. Naturally I started to scream at them but the cats just started doing the aforementioned "Gangnam" dance. Suddenly the world disappeared and I felt concrete on my toes. Some steel fences and a boombox appeared as on of the cats pressed play on the boombox. I have been in this weird world for about 4932 days and counting. These cats have destroyed my life...

Anyways, 10/10 gr8 game cute cats

Its a whodunit

Me when my friend get a hole-in-one trickshot:


⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠲⡑⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢮⣣⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠱⡀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡆⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⡤⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣹⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣸⢧⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⣩⡤⠶⠶⠶⠦⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡇⡇
⠀⠀⠀⣰⣫⡏⠳⣏⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⡅⡇
⠀⠀⢰⡇⣾⡇⠀⠙⣟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣴⣶⠿⠛⠻⢿⣶⣤⣍⡙⢿⣿⣷⣤⣾⡇⣼⣆⣴⣷⣿⣿⡇⡇
⠀⠀⢸⡀⡿⠁⠀⡇⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣯⠴⢲⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⠹⣿⣿⠟⢰⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠁
⠀⠀⠈⡇⢷⣾⣿⡿⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠹⣌⠳⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠈⠁⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣷⠘⠿⣿⡥⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠃⠌⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠃⠀⢀⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡞⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠹⠗⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⡿⠟⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⢃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠈⢧⠀⠀⠏⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⠶⠞⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠆⠀⠀⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⣼⣿⣀⡰⠀⠀⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠹⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣄⢠⣤⣶⣤⣀⠀⢀⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠖⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣥⣤⣯⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠊⠀⠀⠀⣠⣰⣄⡀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣛⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣠⠜⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣼⠾⠛⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣉⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠧⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠉⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠉⠓⠢⣄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣻⡄⠀⠀⢀⡑⠢⠄