Hey guys, did you know that in tewms of mawe human and femawe Pokémon bweeding, Vapoweon is the most compatibwe Pokémon fow humans? Not onwy awe they in the fiewd egg gwoup, which is mostwy compwised of mammaws, Vapoweon awe an avewage of 3”03’ taww and 63.9 pounds, this means they’we wawge enough to be abwe handwe human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with theiw impwessive Base Stats fow HP and access to Acid Awmow, you can be wough with one. Due to theiw mostwy watew based biowogy, thewe’s no doubt in my mind that an awoused Vapoweon wouwd be incwedibwy wet, so wet that you couwd easiwy have sex with one fow houws without getting sowe. They can awso weawn the moves Attwact, Baby-Doww Eyes, Captivate, Chawm, and Taiw Whip, awong with not having fuw to hide nippwes, so it’d be incwedibwy easy fow one to get you in the mood. With theiw abiwities Watew Absowb and Hydwation, they can easiwy wecovew fwom fatigue with enough watew. No othew Pokémon comes cwose to this wevew of compatibiwity.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx