AlphaReaver
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"I'll beat your ass while you're eating my ass." Drummerm1 - aka. Matt, 2020
"Your stats aren't ♥♥♥♥, your brain is ♥♥♥♥♥." Drummerm1 - aka. Matt, 2024
Apparently I'm an apple.

All science fiction, no matter how dismal, is optimistic in the fact that it assumed there would be a future at all.

Madness as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push.

The Reaper does not give notice, nor does it discriminate.
All you can do is give it a story worthy of life well lived.

"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." - Terry Pratchett
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miss 2 września o 19:14 
🛠️👷‍♂️🔥HAPPY LABOR DAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔥👷‍♀️🛠️! The only thing getting WORKED HARDER 💦💦 than you this holiday is America’s sweaty 🍑🍑 labor force 💪🏾🛠️, so get ready to celebrate 🍻😏! You better be prepared to clock in ⏰ and punch that timecard right in the 🍑🍑, because Big Boss Daddy 👔🍆 is coming to inspect your tight little workstation 😈🔍. Don’t forget to spread those legs 🍗 like you’re on your lunch break 🥪🍔 and handle that hot, throbbing drill 🍆🔧💦.
Chknfrydrice 16 lutego o 1:09 
2 days late but happy birthday E-Dubble! You showed him his songs I never forgot! <3 https://youtu.be/taCRBFkUqdM?si=J8OZGMAdPqk72Bc7
miss 1 października 2023 o 14:29 
‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽
Chknfrydrice 8 sierpnia 2023 o 17:32 
Haven't talked to you in years, but I hope you are doing well sir!!
miss 14 grudnia 2022 o 7:59 
🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄♥♥♥♥, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝
Booty Meat 26 września 2022 o 23:37 
hey... HENTAI!!~