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Tons of fun, combat takes a bit to get used to
Publicado a 4 de Dezembro de 2022.
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Pretty good way to kill time.
Publicado a 23 de Novembro de 2022.
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Good cooperative game for atleast 8 people. Anymore than that and you'll run into more human issues than submarine ones.
Players on Space Station 13 will like this, since it has quite abit of depth to it.
Lots of different attitudes towards the game in multiple play sessions on this, some people want to play things seriously, lots of people play casual but there are people who just want to ruin the game for everyone. If you host your own public campaign just be prepared to ban people, alot of people.
If you don't like voice-chat based games this isn't for you, as verbal communication is key in afew roles.

Best played with friends or acquaintances.
Publicado a 4 de Dezembro de 2021.
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54.0 hrs em registo (26.3 horas no momento da análise)
Should've been first person with 4 players but other than that a very nice horde shooter, much like World War Z.
Publicado a 28 de Agosto de 2021.
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5.8 hrs em registo (2.2 horas no momento da análise)
It's red. Trust me.
Publicado a 14 de Setembro de 2020.
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Esta análise foi banida por um moderador do Steam por violar os Termos de Serviço do Steam. Não poderá ser alterada pelo autor.
2 pessoas acharam esta análise útil
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198.0 hrs em registo (197.9 horas no momento da análise)
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Publicado a 5 de Setembro de 2019.
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101 .MP3 files AND 3 .JPG's
What a steal.
Publicado a 30 de Dezembro de 2015.
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24.4 hrs em registo (23.9 horas no momento da análise)
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Bait-and-switch
Noun
noun: bait-and-switch
The action (generally illegal) of advertising goods which are an apparent bargain, with the intention of substituting inferior or more expensive goods.
"a bait-and-switch scheme"

Whats this got to do with DayZ as a game? Herp derp
Nothing but you should know what you're getting into before you buy this game.
Two years ago this game was £19.99 (Or region equivalent) but last year was raised by about 15% because they felt it was time, given all the massive amounts of updates this gets, not to mention the amount of time they put into working on an anti-cheat (this is almost non-existant).
But it irks me, every time I see this pile of ♥♥♥♥ go 'on sale' its always by 15% so people are literally getting it at the default price thinking that they got a bargain.

Being Milked
I feel that this games developement cycle has taken its time just to milk the hackers or script kiddies out of their allowance each time they get caught. There must be hundreds, if not thousands of burner accounts for this game alone brought just for the sole purpose of cheating.
Thats not all though, given the recent DLC for Bohemia Interactives other game, ArmA 3, a military sim that prides itself to be realistic as possible releases DLC that has, I ♥♥♥♥ you not 'premium weapons', that a person cannot pick up unless they have the DLC.

Future and Other Alternatives
So the future for this title isn't bright in my opinion. The hype died awhile ago, only clinging onto it with every video for this game released by your fravorite youtube content maker even most of those have moved onto alternatives made possible by modders for ArmA 3. Even that game with mods has more content than this by now which is downright pathetic.

Closing Thoughts
Continue watching youtube videos. You'll have more laughs. Reading the DayZ roadmap its bound for another price hike to £29.99 (or more) at the end of 2015.. Or 2016 now if you believe it.
Publicado a 26 de Novembro de 2015.
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14.9 hrs em registo
A fun little take on the Power Rangers / Sentai series, simplistic and fun.

Gameplay
Typical tactical turn based RPG, you're able to use class specific skills when 'transformed' with each season bringing new skills to choose from which you can switch between during 'filming', ranging from a passive cleave to 30% extra damage or ways to increase audience.

I keep hearing about that stupid SJW pandering scene...
Although I don't why you'd want to cater to such a narcissistic group of people, the scene in question is when there's an episode that needs filming that involves hostage to be saved and the group decide to talk about not falling into sexist tropes (however falling into the sentai trope is ok and all the clichés that brings).
If you're worried about being preached too, don't. It's a big joke. Poe's law applies to this. Just laugh it off and sigh, letting out a breath of; "Why..."
You have more brain melting scenes like the amount of memes they added to this, so don't let this get to you.

Bugs
I've encountered afew, achievements not unlocking, doors that freeze the game, etc, hopefully they are fixed before you read this review.

Closing thoughts
It's a funny little game despite its writing. What more do you want?
Publicado a 3 de Maio de 2015.
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12.6 hrs em registo
"Thanks for the money. I'll need it for my other projects." - Tim "3.3" Schafer (Not an actual quote he made, meant to be satrical)

Another title that's a stain on the early access program. You'd think a developer like DoubleFine couldn't mess up a PC game like this. Just take everything from Theme Hospital, mix abit of Dwarf Fortress in there add abit of originality and hey presto, you have a game. Not really though, as you've come across the bad reviews/recommendations for this game and there's alot of them.

There's nothing good in this game, it's bare-bones as it comes. Unless a very, very talented modding crew works relentlessly on this game it's never going to be worth a purchase.

Oh and one more thing; Recommending your own game through the Curator system isn't ethical. Stop that.

Edit - 21/07/2015
Wow, didn't realise that this 'review' would get so popular.
I'd just like to thank everyone who took the time to click on that good ol' green thumb and bring to light the trash that is early access and greenlight games. Thanks to Steams new refund option, broken, half made games like this will hopefully never come to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdq8odshMls
Publicado a 23 de Fevereiro de 2015. Última alteração: 17 de Agosto de 2015.
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