Recent reviews by Alma

Hey, you, looking at the screen! Let me ask you a question.
Do you like awesome things that are AWESOME?
Then you gotta play this game dude.
It's friggin cool and crazy addictive, like popping bubble wrap addictive! Check this out.
See that's your dash move. There's a short dash, long dash, jump dash, spiral, slide, there's probably a dash that makes you breakfast I DUNNO!

"Great ide....wait what?!"

Point is, you’re dashing around like a frigging moon man and I love it!
Oh, and look at this, there's all these combo moves you can do then you can do combos ON combos to rack up your score, and I know you like that combo on combo action.
But I saved the best for last....absorption boost!
You kill an enemy and you can absorb their powerups, stuff that'll make you faster, and stronger!
And make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night!
So what do you think, you ready to play?

"I'm ready!"

NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU VERNON!!

How to play: Nekopara Vol. 2

Look at all cat
Buy game
Install game
Launch game
Listen to amazing opening
Watch amazing opening
Pet Neko-chans
Inhale the LORE
Look at Neko sexually
Buy tissues
*Use* tissues
Friend message you
"Oh damn, get your cat scratch fever on!"

10/10 waiting for the next Volume

+Better open world than Grand Theft Auto V

-Can't date Ken

Best game 10/10
GOTY
Puppy collecting at its finest!

Battle against visual novels, anime skeletons on magic carpets, and super otakus as you try to achieve the status of top tier loli in this JRPG
Did I also mention that this game sums up the console war better than anything discussed in real life
10/10
Would console on PC again

Another note, while I was playing an anime loli told me that I can take her anywhere I want.......inside and outside........and I can hold her anytime I want.........
11/10
Portable PC for waifu confirmed

Got to play as Illuminati and spam the MLG Airhorn at my enemies, 11/10 would confirm again

I quick scoped a player with a sniper rifle while in a car

10/10 Better than Counter-Strike