Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably ♥♥♥♥.

I used to tell a lot of jokes about farting until everybody told me that they stunk.

I sit here broken hearted, came to poop but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and pooped my pants.

Knock knock
Who's there?
ife
ife who?
I farted