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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record
the only redeemable feature for this game was the text to speech and that was removed because it was "found" to be the thing that prevented this game from being serious. the tuttorial is about as non-exsitent as it is useful, there is only one free map and it rotates and there are three maps total, all of them boring. now you can pay a subscription fee to get the other 2 maps all the time but its got no point because even if you do the game is still boring.

its only reedemable feature being removed this "game" will slowly descend to the bottom of the virtual trashcan were it belongs.
Posted 22 January, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
For 2$ this game is a steal, something like this should be marked around 5$ to 10$,


as an avid monty python fan, i can see the humour is everywhere, beyon that the puns, jokesn and insults are hilaroius.
Posted 10 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
144.3 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
i started up a new game in the special ed version of skyrim and my horse died while in the intro, i have no idea why, also the game doesnt look all that different to me and i've since purchased a newer more advanced pc since i played the original skyrim. so..... yeah
Posted 7 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
this game does seem fun to play from the video, so i got it for me and 3 friends, but i noticed one issue, my friends and i are in two seperates states, indianapolis and california, only the 2 of us who are in the same state can join each other.

so if you can find away to make national servers that would make the multiplayer for this game rise up.
Posted 21 September, 2016.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
18.6 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
I only reccomened this game if you know how to get past the worst gaming program any video game could ever include in their pc port of a game, yes i am talking about the games for windows live. if you can get past this and get this game to work on windows 10 let me know, i'm current trying to figure it out myself, 40$ down the drain cause of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ program being attached to this other wise very amazing game.
Posted 24 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
48.4 hrs on record (18.9 hrs at review time)
I honestly like this game as its fun to play, by far the best character to play as is claptrap because its humuroues and his special ability is random everytime so it adds some interesting mechanics to the game, but my only issue is the glitch when i try to navigate down my list of guns in the inventory and it just gets stuck between two guns and wont move or anything. thats my only issue
Posted 28 March, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.1 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I think we all shared the same opinion of this company when we saw this game come out:
things like o god they are making another one? didnt they learn anything from the first game? (( orion: prelude))

i'm here to put everyone's idea to rest.

This company has actually did learn something from their previous attempts at making a game.

guardians of orion is a beautiful re-imagination of their original steam failure, my only concerns now is that it does take forever to connect to their servers and if they could improve that this game would be A+ ratings.

for those of you who look at the bad reviews, there is hope for this game, its actually really good, if you have a beastly computer.
Posted 26 February, 2016. Last edited 17 September, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
13.0 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
yes i would recommend this game but after 30 minutes of playing i decided to look at the scoreboard, i noticed several scored of 2,147,480,000 and decided to watch one of the replays, it was a video of pac-man stuck in a corner for 1 minute and 40 seconds tossing bombs and getting killed by ghosts, the people who keep track of the scoreboard on this game need to clear out that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to let real players into the top spot that way we have real scores to beat and not hacked scores, other than that this game adds a nice twist to an old favorite and is really a good buy especially when it was on discount.
Posted 23 May, 2015.
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31.7 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
This game s worth the buy once you fix GFWL dumb ass programming, still i'll recommend it only to those who are familiar with fixing the ♥♥♥♥ GFWL entails, but there is an easy fix for this game, follow this forum, and the game should work for all those who buy this game.

http://gtm.you1.cn/app/315440/discussions/0/613937943169742066/

beyond GFWL, this is a really amazing game with alot of action and thrill, albeit there is no free roam which everyone likes and would like in a tron game, how ever this game is fun and i would like to see the game grid come to life again.
Posted 23 March, 2015.
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14.1 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
seriously know its beta and ♥♥♥♥ but i cant play the the game because pressing start server just saves the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game with out doing anything. wtf?
Posted 22 January, 2015.
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