Recent reviews by Cutie :)

Game is amazing and loads of fun. but Sony is filled with bunch of greedy inbred corporate taint lickers.

xenomorphs are indeed great at passionate sex and french kissing

great game for someone who enjoys getting torn apart by tentacles . 10/10

now i think that all dwarfs in real life are miners.

trying to escape the backroom is like trying to escape from CIA for 26 people murder case on you and a tax fraud.
its just not that simple.

Not enough boobas

I am not sexually attracted to jets

This game and its community makes me wanna commit genocide.

Shown this game to my co-worker. Got a restraining order and was locked up in max security asylum for 5 years.

10/10 would use a cat as silencer again.

>be me
>Scouting around Berezino
>Encounter two geared guys
>They ask wtf im doin here
>[speech 100] Im new to this game with no gear and looking for friends
>they tie me down with a duck tape
>ah ♥♥♥♥♥ here we go again.webm
>brings me to some house
>they start talking with each other and giving each other loot
>being tied down gives me flashbacks of BDSM
>tries to get out
>sneakyBoi.gif
>breaks ties and i whoop out my Cr-75
>The Future is now Old man.jpg
>kills them both with a force of a thousand suns
>gets military grade loot
>skiddadles from the Berezino
>MFW
>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bQH3BeaBDXI/maxresdefault.jpg

Long story short , this game is hella fun , yes its buggy from times to times but damn this game is LIT