Recent reviews by Agresorr

Takes me back when life was simple. Coming home from school, runs up the old pc and play Age of Empires till i was told to go bed. This game will always have a special place in my heart! 11/10

Тhe best strategy game, full of nostalgia!

Skipped classes thanks to Dota.
Learned to gamble thanks to Dota.
Learned to swear in 12 different languages thanks to Dota.
Became racist thanks to Dota.

All in all, Ruin your life simulator. 10/10 would recommend if you are trying to kill yourself.

Causes anxiety problems, low self esteem, Tourette's syndrome, mood swings, Bipolar disorder, breakdown of relationships, raging erections, racism.

If you are worried your children are doing drugs, show them this game. They will be too busy fulfilling their innermost masochistic desires while hopelessly right clicking that they will not have the time for drugs or friends or anything else really.

Pros:
- You will learn Russian
- You will learn Spanish
- You will learn Pinoy
For what cost?
- Your friendship
- Your time
- Your family
- Your life

Cancer can be cured,
SEA Dota community can't be.