Recent reviews by Jeno

Behold, cube!

My favourite game of all time. This and the first Monkey Island hold such a special place in my heart as I had played this game for the first time when I was roughly 7 or 8 years old. The replay-ability of this game is insanely good and can be played enjoyably hundreds and hundreds of times. I had already completed this game multiple times on different consoles, one of them being the PS3 where I had gotten all of the achievements and so I felt an urge to do the same here.... along with buying every single Monkey Island game steam had to offer.

Anyways, for anyone who has not played this game here is my opinion and why I believe you should also experience such an amazing game along with everyone else who has played before.

The witty humour in this game is amazing. You can't not find this game unfunny.

The puzzles in this game are fairly challenging but the game does provide hints that will point you in the right direction without telling you exactly what needs to be done with just the press of one button. (One achievement is to complete the game without using hints, just a heads up!)

The length of the game is great, not short like the first game but not too long to the point where it feels dragged out. As a person who knows most of what needs to be done in the game from start to finish I can complete the game easily within 2 hours but for a first timer it could take you around 10 hours more or less to complete.

All Point and Click adventure game fans will tell you just how good this game is. In my opinion it is the best Point and Click game ever released but we're all subjected to our own opinions lol. Either way, this game is a must for all adventure game fans!

I used to play mainly on mobile that's why my hours are low on steam

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

Graphics are old-school style you will not be amazed but they do however hold up well and meet my expectations

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

You must have membership and have decent stats which requires ALOT of grinding to get the full experience

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

It's just sound effects and music there's not much to say about it

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

The games old the main audience is middle aged folks with a little more men then women, I'm still yet to meet someone under the age of 18 playing this game.

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

You don't need anything special

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

It really depends on what you're fighting, Pking (player killing) requires a lot of skill and as does killing bosses but killing small creatures and monsters requires almost no skill, you just need sufficient armour and a weapon

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

A pretty achievable time to max your stats is 2000-2500 hours... yea you're gunna be grinding a while but many players play for years and years and do not reach max, it is not required but something every player dreams of.

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

It's more do as you please rather than you following a story line, you have free roam of the non member areas or you can buy membership but that cost's you a fair amount (membership)

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

Although you will be required to buy membership for full access of the game, this can be done via a pretty hefty price of millions of coins for a bond or you can pay anywhere from $10.99/£6.99 to $99.99/£53.99 depending on the length of your membership.

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

I haven't come across any that I can remember

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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

Mwah

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

Gameplay is pretty good so long as you know what you're doing; you can check what you could do and need to do to progress on Youtube, there are plenty of helpful videos to point you in the right direction although without these, you may see yourself exploring... forever.

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

Hey, who said grandmas can't game :/

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

I have seen complaints in performance on PC but on an Acer Nitro 5 2021 laptop I have had no issues at all with gameplay and have experienced 0 lag.

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

You can pass with just basic knowledge of the controls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

You only really need to grind runes (money) which doesn't take very long and isn't required to be done too often with a good method.

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

I haven't experienced any bugs

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