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137.7 hrs em registo (127.4 horas no momento da análise)
First they added an anticheat that has kernel access and I did not stop playing.
Because their game was fun.

Then they insulted the player base and I did not stop playing.
Because their game was fun

Then they nerfed the meta gear and I did not stop playing.
Because their game was fun.

Then they demanded I give Sony all my personal data to keep playing a game I already bought months ago and a game I dont play on Playstation....And so I stopped playing their game.
As the game was no longer fun nor was it Democratic.

Then Sony caved to the demands of Democracy and made PSNs optional for PC users and so I went back to the game.
As it was back to being fun and Democratic!
Publicado a 3 de Maio. Última alteração: 5 de Maio.
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9.0 hrs em registo (2.5 horas no momento da análise)
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You Can't Read Version: 10/10 Game

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You Can Read Version 10/10 Game and here's why...

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ ASMR
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Orcs
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'A'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Fighting Thanos when he has all the infinity stones

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ If you want story, then go read a book.
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends on the DLC
☑ Good
☐ Mr Stark I dont feel so good.....
☐ Lovely
☐ Skyrim on Steroids
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ Watching all of Lost
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ Your mortal soul
☐ There is no "price"
☑ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.

I hope you have a good day also!
Publicado a 26 de Abril. Última alteração: 26 de Abril.
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1,180.0 hrs em registo (1,171.5 horas no momento da análise)
It's a very good game :)
Publicado a 22 de Novembro de 2023. Última alteração: 27 de Novembro.
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17.3 hrs em registo (16.0 horas no momento da análise)
Its really good
Publicado a 19 de Dezembro de 2022.
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2 pessoas acharam esta análise útil
1 pessoa achou esta análise engraçada
170.1 hrs em registo (30.5 horas no momento da análise)
Truly one of the greatest games; ever! 10/10

---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just game-play
☐ Mehh...
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Orcs
☐ Elves
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitaire Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press 'A'
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Oh sweet Nerevar, you cant kill a god -Dagoth Ur
☑ Fighting Thanos, when he has all the infinity stones
☐ Fighting Shaggy, when he uses more then 1% of his power level

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leader-boards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ If you want story, then go read a book.
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☐ Mr Stark; I don't feel so good.....
☐ Lovely
☐ 1000+ Mods on Skyrim
☐ Ready Player One
☑ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☑ Watching all of Lost
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ Your mortal soul
☑ There is no "price"
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.
Publicado a 8 de Setembro de 2021. Última alteração: 19 de Dezembro de 2022.
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2 pessoas acharam esta análise útil
1 pessoa achou esta análise engraçada
55.7 hrs em registo (0.1 horas no momento da análise)
Biased: (None, I did play over 20 hours in the Demo and unlike most Game Demos, this game had zero CTDs or bugs and functioned quite amazingly)

Summary: Good Game, No Bugs, Lot of Potential, Would be better free, with micro transactions for cosmetics though....

Want to see this game played in real time, before you purchase it? But can't find a good Twitch Streamer for this game? Check out my channel, I plan to Stream this game constantly! Me and my team are quite good! Plus we are, quite funny.

Twitch: LordCommanderDavis


---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Orcs
☑ Adults
☑ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'A'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Fighting Thanos when he has all the infinity stones

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ If you want story, then go read a book.
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☐ Mr Stark I dont feel so good.....
☐ Lovely
☐ Skyrim on Steroids
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ Watching all of Lost
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ Your mortal soul
☐ There is no "price"
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.

Have a wonderful day!
Publicado a 14 de Outubro de 2020. Última alteração: 14 de Outubro de 2020.
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6 pessoas acharam esta análise útil
2 pessoas acharam esta análise engraçada
2.2 hrs em registo (0.4 horas no momento da análise)
A very unique game to say the very least. However it suffers from what I like to call Cronic and Annoying Souls disease. Dark Souls should not be replicated by ever company trying to pave out a name for themselves in the gaming industry and honestly in 2019 the whole Dark Souls craze is old news and is now more or less a burden on the game market, compared to a boon. This game instead ignores that and as a result you get a horribly annoying and totally at times broken combat system, which to make things worst doesnt really explain how to get better weapons or how to craft arrows. So what you are left with is just constant deaths, taunts from the dark spirit and a sense that the game was poorly designed. Not to mention that the enemies AI seems to have a very uncanny ability to predict your dodge and attack you mid hit, and as a result prevents you from being able to chip away at the enemies life. This could be avoided if the devs included constant regeneration. Furthermore for all yee completionists out there, stay away from this game as achievements are only able to be received if you play on the broken and truly hellscape that is survivor mode. I dont normally give negative reviews, because I prefer to take the stance that its truly hard to code a great game without some bugs. But honestly this game is worst then Fallout76 and just isnt fun. At best its a 6/10 and that is largely due to the graphics and concept. Well Cheers have a wonderful day and happy holidays
Publicado a 28 de Dezembro de 2019.
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14.0 hrs em registo (13.7 horas no momento da análise)
Simply just a great game and a fun way to past the time. Challenging at some parts, but very easy to learn and master with time. Ostrich and Buffalo's are a good early method for securing funds. Have a good day everyone :)
Publicado a 26 de Novembro de 2019.
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18.7 hrs em registo (5.9 horas no momento da análise)
Great game in everything but combat. The developers clearly dont understand the hierarchy of difficulty, nor the basics of what a |"block" is in videogames. Storymode seems to be the only fun mode if you are a PC user who uses keyboard and not a Xbox controller. As even Jedi Knight is like dark souls, the enemies attack faster then you can put a guard and with many incidents having both range and melee. You are hit either by them regardless and sometimes it stuns you and then both hit you. Even with 4 stim packs it seems like thats enough for just 3 fights. Considering block takes around 3 seconds to put up on Jedi Knight alone which is suppose to have a way better block time then Jedi master its suffice to say that this game is only for those with PC Xbox Controllers or those not prone to rage quitting and screaming at the computer when you die alot. Because if you play this game in its current stage, get ready for endless reloading back to checkpoints. Without the shortcuts I would not recommend this game at all. If you disagree, or agree thats up to you, this is my 2 cents about the game, love it or hate it the decision truly relies with you. Have a wonderful day
Publicado a 17 de Novembro de 2019.
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2 pessoas acharam esta análise útil
4 pessoas acharam esta análise engraçada
25.8 hrs em registo (3.0 horas no momento da análise)
---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Orcs
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'A'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Fighting Thanos when he has all the infinity stones

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ If you want story, then go read a book.
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☑ Mr Stark I dont feel so good.....
☐ Lovely
☐ Skyrim on Steroids
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ Watching all of Lost
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ Your mortal soul
☐ There is no "price"
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.

Have a great day everyone, hope this review helps!
If you disagree with my review please comment below and please defend your reasoning for your opinion :)
Publicado a 7 de Agosto de 2019.
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