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It's all about me, ME

Good job you unlocked the Selfone
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 11:08am

IMONABOAT

Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 3:35pm

It just looks like a fancy fax

This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 2:33am

Who you gonna call?

This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 4:17pm

Really Hot Mail

If you get this joke, you are pretty old
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 12:32pm

Braaains

In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 5:20am

BRAAINS

Bigger IS better
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 5:22am

Damned fine cup of coffee

Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 10:58am

You've got mail

Bro, you like, totally got mail.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 10:58am

Adam West Award

Batman's eternal torment
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:23am

Progress, not perfection

Today is a new day for being a new you
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:23am

A dark secret

But what is it?
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 4:06am

I've seen enough

To know where this is going
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 1:33am

Four thousand more years

Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 8:59am

Forged by, with, and for pure evil

Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 3:55pm

Dark Or White Chocolate?

Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 4:51am

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:25am

Brap brap brap

How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:24am

This is a T rated game

The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:58am

Magicide

The act of commiting murder on a wizard
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2017 @ 3:38am

Merlincide

Shop's closed, go see the other wizards
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2017 @ 10:05am

Gandalfcide

He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2017 @ 9:43am

Harrycide

Ur a wizard now Harry
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 11:20am

Shaqcide

Boomshaqalaka
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 7:26am

tnemeveihcA

emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:59am

I've no idea what to do here

But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 2:34am

Taking sides

I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 5:04pm

You've hit rock bottom

You truely have
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 1:43pm

Oh the huge vanity

#nofilter
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 8:33am

Bob, your mucus

Mother puss bucket
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2017 @ 4:23am

How many hats can a man own!?

Five, the answer is five.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 4:43am

Who cares about you Lachhh

We do.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 5:10am

SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB

Autoclicker detected, deleting game
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 4:47am

Plenty of phish in the sea

And nothing of value was lost
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2017 @ 10:00am

Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one

Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2018 @ 3:25am