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How Trump can still win
under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info

See, that's the big lie I told myself every day for over a decade. my parents tried to indoctrinate me with christianity during my youth so I used to believe Jesus was watching me every time I jacked off to gay furry porn.

I also dated multiple women while being a gay furry porn addict. nearly all of those women approached me first because im a handsome man. what can I say? 😏

now that im WOKE, I have learned that there is no god and im actually gay as ♥♥♥♥ and i honestly hate being around women because they just don't connect with me mentally the way guys connect with me.

I tried to be straight but it's just not gonna happen. Seems pretty lame in this day and age. Sorry dad. I want to be a gay furry. YOLO 😎

It is extremely illegal to say, that the best place to assassinate the president would be the roof of the rockerfeller hewitt building because of minimal security and a direct line of sight to the president’s bedroom. Insanely Illegal

I. AM. NOT. GAY
i am NOT gay. I am NOT GAY! DON'T you ***EVER!*** call me **GAY** AGAIN!!!!!

What kind of person just calls another person GAY??? OUT OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOWHERE?????!?!??!?!!?!?

I inform you that I have partaken in ***ROUGH*** HETERONORMATIVE

***SEX***
with MORE WOMEN than *ANY* OF YOU EVER WILL!!!

**I. AM. NOT. GAY.**

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