Fortune Favors the Bold.
~Lt Jean-Guy Robichaud


*A* "no i beat both game campaigns and there is not much blood and no gore. gore is a fancy way to say blood sooooooo BURN!"

*B* "Look, blood is red stuff coming out of people and gore is peoples body parts flying off"

*silence from A*

RANK UP!!
SERGEANT OF THE MASTER SERGEANTS MOST IMPORTANT PERSON OF EXTREME SERGEANTS TO THE MAX!!
~Duty Calls

Your Mama is so Jewish, when she went to a church she died.
~Me

You can lead a horse to water, but you can still eat him.
~unknown


I shot two of them, a flatfoot and a private eye, I got the eye in the foot and the foot in the eye.
~Lucy

Give a boy a fish, feed him for a day. Just kill him and he won't bother you anymore.
~Same unknown

What's deadwood?
ask later.
~Steve

Alec is a fan of the diamondbacks, we meet each other, his head with my axe.
~Myself of course


You can see how many of my things are about death, so this next section is completely devoted to life.

*next section*

Special experiences are like beers, have too many and you'll(I can't think of a connection)
~Amazing Me

What do you get when you add two chairs, a fan blade, some broken glass, a box of cereal, two dead deer, bacon, a phone charger, a phone, and a smokestack together?

What?

two chairs, a fan blade, some broken glass, a box of cereal, two dead deer, bacon, a phone charger, a phone, and a smokestack.
~Who else

Would you rather be a hammer or an impaled horse?
~Me

Roses are red, violets are blue. Blow up the world, and mix the two.
~I'm really not a violent person

I'm really not


Am.......NOT!!!

So I really see that you need some proof(I should have put this in the beginning)

DISCLAIMER
all of these sayings have no significance, except for entertainment purposes, and show no signs of violent thoughts, actions or ideas. In no way is this a confession of acts previously committed by myself, a foreshadowing of deeds I am going to commit in the future, or acts that I am committing as we speak. Also, in no way, shape, or form, am I insinuating the sayings to be about you, or that I am going to do one of these things to you, the receiver of this email, or a hacker who is reading someone else's mail. If you are offended by any of these, don't hesitate to write me an email so I can quickly send you a response, incidentally which contains all of this again so I might be better just to keep your troubles to your self. I hope you are reading this laughing not getting ready to file suit.

Now after that interlude let me continue.

Swish swash lalala *singer killed by food poisoning*
~Me

Fox tail for dinner!!
~food poisoning serial killer


*Rosen* Hey Scott, my mom lives in San Francisco, I don't want any nukes headed her way.

*Scott* don't worry

*Brown* yeah right

BANG BANG!!!
*sound of Brown and Scott being killed*

BOOM!!!!!!
*sound of nuke headed towards San Francisco*

CRUSH BANG SPLAT!!!!!!!
*Sound of moms house being leveled to the ground*