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39 of 50 (78%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2021 @ 6:46am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2021 @ 7:29am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 12:52am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:25am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2021 @ 8:48am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2021 @ 4:46am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2021 @ 1:19am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 9:01am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2021 @ 4:53am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 11:43pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 9:54am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2021 @ 1:28am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 8:19am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2021 @ 4:59am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 9:53am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2021 @ 4:53am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 10:13am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 5:36am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:49am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2021 @ 2:23am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2021 @ 4:42am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2021 @ 1:08am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2021 @ 5:38am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 5:38am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 5:42am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 5:36am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2021 @ 3:17am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2021 @ 3:17am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 9:46am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 2:25am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2021 @ 6:41am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2021 @ 2:08am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 2:47am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2021 @ 7:59am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 10:05am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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