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Three guys walk into a Bar. They sit down and order drinks.
First guy says "you know what? I think im the fastest guy in the world"
So the three guys go outside and time him take a picture and send it in to the Guinness World Records.Second guy says " you know what? I think I'm the tallest guy in the world"
So the three guys get measuring tape and take a picture and send it in to the Guinness World Records. Third guy says " you know what? I think I have the smallest D1ck in the world"
So the three guys get the measuring tape again take a picture and send it to the Guinness World Records. A few weeks later the guys are getting together again and got the results back.
First guy opens his letter from Guinness World Records and says "I've done it! im the fastest guy in the world."Second guy opens his letter from Guinness World Records and says I've done it as well! Im the Tallest guy in the world!" Third guy opens his letter from Guinness World Records and says who the ♥♥♥♥ is Archangel

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ey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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