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1 person found this review funny
24.0 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
The rumors are true. This game is grindier than a drunken Tinder date house party at the local state university, and the enemies soak up bullets enough to make the ShamWow guy cry.

But I have never found a game in which the firefights are just so damn satisfying. Personally, to me, the best loadout is the M44/SRS and an M249. And despite the fact that these guys are tankier than the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Abrams, there is almost nothing more satisfying than staying back, taking a deep breath, and unloading a single 7.62 round from your glorified Mosin-Nagant directly into that enemy's skull, and watching him go down. It feels like the first time. Every. Damn. Time.
Posted 24 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4,464.5 hrs on record (715.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
>get csgo
>hop into casual because it's the only thing available to new players
>immediately get destroyed and votekicked by the third round by losers hurling racial slurs
>finally grind your way into comp
>get queued up against hackers hurling racial slurs
>bumble your way into getting two kills in the whole game
>get called racial slurs by teammates
>finally make prime
>get decent teammates and win a game or two
>get called racial slurs by enemy team
>practice your aim, at least the bots don't use racial slurs
>get better, win a few more games
>rank up
>get demolished by people who are suddenly way above your skill level
>get called racial slurs

...

"well that was fun, lets do it again"

10/10
Posted 24 December, 2017. Last edited 28 December, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
20.4 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
"It's an overrated fad of a game that'll die within an year"

-a guy i know that probably hates fun
Posted 26 October, 2017. Last edited 26 October, 2017.
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94.4 hrs on record (90.3 hrs at review time)
Just Cause 3 XL: The game in which you shoot a motherf*cker with another motherf*cker.
Posted 24 December, 2016.
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26.5 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Beautiful game. Smooth graphics, amazing physics engine, less than expected lag on smaller machines. Rather steep learning curve, though, but only adds to the game. I r8 8/8.
Posted 15 February, 2015.
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