♥♥♥♥ im cuming

if you could be alive that would be great

You want to know why I love dat boi? Dat boi is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not dat boi. Dat boi is completely absurd. It's a low-res frog on a unicycle, and an arbitrary method for greeting him. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote dat boi upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Dat boi is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote dat boi, o ♥♥♥♥ waddup!

hi jory, don't forget to take your lunch with you to school <3 xoxo
-Mom

♥♥♥♥ you ,you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "dank memer". i hope you choke on your food you fat ♥♥♥♥. i will push you down the empire state building if i have to. i've hired a hundred snipers to hunt you down and blow your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head clean off. if you think i have mercy, you are DEAD WRONG. i have already bought you a grave, right inside the pacific ocean. your family will be killed too, so that nobody will ever care about you ever again. nobody will know your name. i will burn all facts about you. i want you to know that you cannot run unless you leave the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth. i will shove your last ♥♥♥♥ inside your own mouth. i know you haven't reproduced yet, you gay ass virgin. why do i want to kill you? because you are a retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asshat.

i hope your last breathing moments are of you masturbating, so that i can breed you with a donkey. just kidding, as that offspring would probably be smarter than you. go ahead and paste your "navy seal copypasta" all you want, that won't protect you, you little ♥♥♥♥. spend your last day on /b/, you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. how many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours have you spent on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? oh wait, i already know. if you think your safe due to your anonamousity, you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead wrong. i know your street address, so good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luck hiding. you have a week left, tops. once i kill you i'll sell your steam account on the black market. you think you can store all you info on the internet. think again. i have millions of russian hackers looking at your browser history. any time you use a website the hackers will delete what you type. i have made sure everybody thinks you are a wanted fugitive by the name of "paul blart". one of my snipers see you right now. tl;dr eat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you spastic ♥♥♥♥.