Recent reviews by [9mmBlueFalcon]

Steam Classic

It had some annoying bugs at release but they've slowly been polished and I think this a great game for couples or friends. Certainly frustrating at times but better than some recent triple a releases.

The "art style" is 520p unity rendering thats enough to make my eyes want to gouge themselves, but hey at least people playing on the 1981 IBM-5150 can play it so theres that.

Edit: 11/29/2023 > Following a mod released on Nexus mods called Resolution fix the game is no longer and eye sore and the funny memes are visible +1 :)

3 Devs have managed to show more intelligence than every Triple A developer to date.
Motion blur is off by default, need I say more?

Bars move and numbers go up. I havent figured out what I'm doing yet but I know im not bored and im progressing so something is going right I guess. Maybe another 300 hours is all it takes to unlock the secrets of the Trimp..

You will die... A lot. Its a game about learning what works for you. Die and learn something new and take that into your next run. You're only as good as the spells you make yourself so figure out some wacky combinations. Giga black hole is a must.

Any Harry Potter fan will want to try it. It is everything that you could want from a game except quidditch, but who knows maybe that will come around eventually. There are parts that arent for everyone, however thankfully, they kept all the trans witches in hufflepuff so at least its accurate right?

Unique, yet familiar colony sim, up there with the greats like rimworld and dwarf fortress.

The S.W.A.T 4 Successor that we needed, the polish that comes out every week just keeps making it better.

Made a carpenter bench out of ice. It melted while making a bed out of ice. Im starting to think you cant use Ice as a building material...