Recent reviews by 9Days

I don't know what's worse, 2K being 2K and removing it from the Steam store after 18 months so you have to buy the new one or the fact that Logan Paul is in this game

play the Director's Cut version instead - overall better experience not only in the graphics and UI department but also improvements to gameplay

Sooo does this count as experience on my résumé?

I'm not a Trekkie by any stretch of the imagination but it's a good time, putting a headset on someone who grew up with Star Trek would be a dream come true for them I bet

Gosh, I can’t believe how much of a little ♥♥♥♥♥ you are
When it comes to world leaders, you like literally lowered the bar
I’ll rip your bones apart Bonaparte, Turn your horse into glue
Welcome to the battle of Waterloo part two!
I got skills I’ll put you in a half Horatio Nelson
You’re the ugliest thing that’s ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin
You can keep your french fries, I got tater tots you gnome
Why don’t you crawl back in your little shell and escargot the heck home

How dare you address moi, you adolescent worm
I am French! You are a buck tooth nerd with a perm!
I spit at you harder than Tina the Llama
Smacking your face till your lips swell up like Lafawnduh’s
Doodle up some friends, you gangly freak show
Before I toss you over the mountain like the dreams of Uncle Rico!
This bastard's about to see how bad a battle can be
After this, your buddy Pedro will be voting for me!

Why don’t you freaking exile yourself on your little island and hide
Cause this is a rap roller-coaster you’re not even tall enough to ride
I don’t even care how many like stupid Prussians you’ve killed
Cause to me you’re just the emperor of the Lollipop Guild

Sacrebleu! T’as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts
I’m going to shove your moon boots right up your poop shoot
I’ll whip you so bad, they’ll make a virgin meringue
You’re the only type of dynamite that’s never going to bang!

oh no, you get more stuff to unlock for 5 bucks when most games would give you half a shader for the same price - better put a negative review!

bro this pack is literally cheaper than a single 12ml base paint from Citadel and you get 12 chapters worth of stuff, stop whining

What better place to start than right at the beginning, if you consider yourself a fan of RPGs then you owe it to yourself to play this game completely blind with no help from anyone

No googling, no steam guides, no help from nobody - it's just you and the game. It barely explains what to do and where to go but that's half the fun, figuring out what's next and the journey

Truly one of the classics with some modern comforts that take some of the tedious moments out of these older titles (most notably disabling random encounters whenever you want, constantly going battle after battle can be a bit much so I recommend disabling when you're exploring and putting it back on if you need experience)

If you're looking to get absorbed into a deep story then you might be disappointed by modern standards but this game was one of the originals to do it and it was groundbreaking for the time, still holds up to this day

I've stormed for the 4th time, big storm

The definitive hunting game, great details and in depth mechanics

Pretty relaxing just strolling around the impressive environments and then focusing when it's huntin' time

Barrel rolled into a crowd and got a 4 second penalty, now this is racing