I’m over here stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I got lotion on my ♥♥♥♥ rn I’m stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I’m horny as ♥♥♥♥ man I’m a freak

The Rocket League player known as "FART" is notorious for their unpredictable and humorous playstyle, often catching opponents off-guard with unusual maneuvers and quick, unorthodox tactics. While they may appear unserious with their choice of name and occasional in-game antics, FART is actually a skilled player who knows how to control the ball with finesse, making precise passes and executing effective shots when least expected. Their playful, almost chaotic approach creates a unique atmosphere in matches, keeping both teammates and rivals on their toes. Known for a cheeky sense of humor and a penchant for trolling opponents lightly, FART is a fan favorite for injecting fun and spontaneity into competitive Rocket League.

antiracist piece of joy. if anybody knows this virtuous, upstanding, wholesome human. do me a favor and just keep this guy. he serves purposes in a civilized society and also deserves the Nobel Peace Prize and praised by all of humanity. his existence is as relevant as george w bush during 9/11. If i had to choose between saving this guy or be forced to watch paint dry, I think I'd pick to save this guy from a deadly situation. The world needs more heroes like him.

racist piece of ♥♥♥♥. if anybody knows this degenerate, incel, low iq-subhuman. do me a favor and just get rid of this guy. he serves no purpose in a civilized society and also deserves to get spit on and mocked by all of humanity. his existence is less relevant than the dookie i produce after downing a wendy's baconator. If i had to choose between saving this guy from a deadly situation or be forced to watch paint dry, I think I'd pick the latter. Get therapy you slimy maggot.

scores on own net twice and yells at teamate

as you can see from the rest of these comments this dude is a child that is going to waste his life away in the basement.