I would sooner poop in my hands and start clapping before I ever left you, my love.

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signed by squishy don't mention it bro

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DENSITY LEVELS HIGH. HITTING MAXIMUM ROTUNDNESS. GOING BEYOND OUR STRIATED LIMITED

I want you to tie me up and spray diarrhea into my open eyes and mouth.