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Welcome to Qud

Die.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 11:28pm

Eat an Entire Bear

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Your Better Half

Get killed by your evil twin.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:39am

Metal Pedal

Contract ironshank.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 3:33am

A Bond Knit with Trust

Become loved by a faction.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Litteratus

Read 10 books.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 10:12am

So Powerful is the Charm of Words

Read 100 books.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:08pm

Jawsnapper

Kill 100 snapjaws.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 12:08pm

Footloose

Cure ironshank via traditional methods.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:05am

Synolymb

Regenerate a limb.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 1:52am

Three-Sludge Monte

Kill a trisludge.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:03pm

Five-Sludge Monte

Kill a pentasludge.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:47pm

What With the Disembowelment and All

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 10:30am

That Was Nice

Compliment Q Girl.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:17am

What's Eating the Watervine?

Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 5:47am

*gulp*

Be swallowed whole.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 10:01am

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Recover a relic from a historic site.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 2:52pm

May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble

Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 3:04am

Open Your Mind

Have your head explode.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:58am

Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!

Help Argyve build the contraption.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 12:12pm

More than a Willing Spirit

Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 4:02am

Decoding the Signal

Travel to the Temple of the Rock and decrypt the mysterious signal.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 6:21am

The Earl of Omonporch

Strike a deal with Asphodel the Lovely for control of the Spindlegrounds.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:48am

A Call to Arms

Defend Grit Gate from the Putus Templar.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:01am

Waterpipe and Rest

Smoke from a hookah.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:08pm

The History

Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Hindriarch Keh's favor.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:33pm

The Tragedy

Settle the dispute in Bey Lah and doom the village.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:33pm

The Sonnet

Return the crumpled sheet of paper to its intended recipient or its author.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:21pm



The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.

To Thine Own Self Be True

Wear your own severed face on your face.

Friend to Fungi

Host three different fungal infections at once.

Goat Simulator

Project your mind into a goat's body.

The Spirit of Vengeance

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.

Knight Conical

Recover Stopsvalinn.

Love at First Sign

Fall in love with a sign.

Pyramid Scheme

Kill a chrome pyramid.

Dark Tidings

Foresee your own death.

Love Thyself

Fall in love with yourself.

The Woe of Joppa

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

Peekaboo

Become loved by newly sentient beings.

Starry Demise

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.

Quiet This Metal

Speak to the alchemist.

Proteus

Have 10 mutations.

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
56 / 100

Mutagenic Mastery

Advance a mutation to level 15.

Biographer

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.

Cubic and Wisest Human

Activate a time cube.

Go on. Do it.

Wield the amaranthine prism.

In Contemplation of Eons

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Ten-Sludge Monte

Kill a decasludge.

Gemini

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.

Leap, Frog.

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

Six Arms None the Richer

Have six arms.

Mechanimist Reformer

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.

Rocket Bear

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Clone Ctesiphus.

Me, Myself, and I

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.

Clonal Colony

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.

The Woe of Apes

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Close the Loop

Recover Kindrish.

Tourist

Visit 100 generated villages.
4 / 100

There Can Be Only One

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.

Sultan of Salt

Invent 100 recipes.
59 / 100

Absolute Unit

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.

Non-Locally Sourced

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.

Surprise!

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

Byevalve

Enter 100 giant clams.
1 / 100

Dayenu

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
0 / 4

Belong, Friends

Help the slynth find a new home.

Token of Gratitude

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.

I-

Wink out of existence.

The Narrowing Sky

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
0 / 6

Dawnglider

Become auroral.

Was It Something I Said?

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.

Lottery Winner

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.

The Psychal Chorus

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
0 / 20

Become as Gods

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
0 / 20

Live and Ink

Tattoo yourself.

tsk tsk

Disappoint a highly entropic being.

Mumblecore

Learn a secret from the microbiome.

Aleph

Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.

Bet

Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Gimel

Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Dalet

Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

He

Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Vav

Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3

Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.

Dream within a Dream

Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.

Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space

Lose your will to live.

Swollen Bulb

Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.

Sound Sleeper

Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.

Arconaut

Descend 50 strata deep.

Get in the Robot

Infiltrate a temple mecha.

Total Makeover

Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.

My Many Facets

Eat the Crystal Delight.

Imagine a Rubber Sheet

Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.

Lair Cake

Discover 100 lairs.

On Second Thought

Eat a serving of humble pie.

Caves of Qud

Beat the game.
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