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Rust + Raft + WoW = GG
Posted 6 February, 2021.
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Ada mata pandanglah keindahan,
Ada mulut berbudilah pertuturan,
Ada hati berilah kesayangan,
Ada salah dan silap sudilah maafkan.

Terlebih bisa tutur bicara,
Disimpan jangan ampun dipinta,
Syawal dinanti kan kunjung tiba,
Ikhlas dari hamba yang cantik jelita.

Buat meriam pasang pelita,
Asap keluar bunyi tiada,
Ucapan raya maaf dipinta,
Harap tiada terguris jiwa.

Bermain mercun sambil menari,
Di dalam gelap menangkap ikan,
Kami menyusun sepuluh jari,
Salah dan silap harap maafkan.

Anak harimau berlari-lari,
Sambil berlari memakan roti,
SMS dikirim pengganti diri,
Memohon maaf seikhlas hati.
Sungguh cantik si rama-rama,
Hinggap seekor di depan mata,
Kini syawal telah menjelma,
Tangan ku hulurkan maaf kupinta.

Tok Dalang pergi ke dusun,
Gadis India memakai sari,
Seikhlas hati jari disusun,
memohon dimaaf kekhilafan diri,

Bakar lemang sambil berdiri,
Untuk juadah di AIDIL Fitri,
Hantar kad raya posmen dah cuti,
SMS sahaja penggganti diri.

Gemersik takbir mengundang hiba,
Salam diutus tanda ingatan,
Syawal dinanti menjelang tiba,
Salam diutus pohon kemaafan.

Pergi ke kedai bersama rakan,
Negara jepun dilanda taufan,
Salam lebaran daku ucapkan,
Di hari raya saling bermaafan.
Posted 16 August, 2018.
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