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77.4 giờ được ghi nhận (17.1 giờ vào lúc đánh giá)
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I am become great asset to the company
Đăng ngày 27 Tháng 11, 2023.
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A fun game to play when you're bored or if you just want to make an electrifying immolation inducing viagra to sell to peasants.
Đăng ngày 16 Tháng 10, 2022.
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33.3 giờ được ghi nhận (29.7 giờ vào lúc đánh giá)
TL;DR It's a game that costs way too much DLC wise and should only be bought if you just want the base game that is boring in more ways than one.

If you're into spending $150+ to actually play a fun-ish city sim game, have fun with that. Otherwise, just go play something else since the base game is honestly quite boring and most content you would find included in games like sim city for free is now behind that massive DLC paywall that Paradox seems to like to put into their games these days. They have managed to wall off about 60-70% of what you could want from a city sim behind DLC. Basically, the DLC has more content all together than the actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥' game. The prices for the DLCs aren't helpful either at around $15 a pop for the "major" ones. The two that really ticked me off though has to be the "Snowfall" and "Natural Disasters" DLCs. These could have easily just been patched in, hell you find natural disasters in the EA tumor of a game for free.

Now, what might be so bad about this you might ask? Well, take a step back and look at what these DLCs actually add. I'll save you the trouble, about 1 or 2 actual pieces of content (arguably) which half of could have easily been put into the game without having to sell part of your liver to actually afford them. With Snowfall, you get seasons and trams. Seasons and such should honestly just be in the game it's so simplistic and the only useful part being the trams kinda makes the $12.99 you'd pay pretty steep. Another DLC, "After Dark", has one feature that seems like a joke at first: "Criminals will now be taken to Prison from Police buildings." I read this thinking "Oh that's pretty neat!" until my brain snapped back to reality and started wondering where in the ♥♥♥♥ they were going before. This should be a part of this already and not a main feature in a DLC. I guess before this DLC, their body and soul just got sacrificed to the void for all eternity for their crimes.

This would be alright if pretty much all of the major DLCs that add to gameplay weren't $13-$15 each making this cost far more than it really has a need to be.

Let's do some math:

There are 5 DLCs that are $14.99 and 5 that are $12.99.

5 * 14.99 = 74.95 and 5 * 12.99 = 64.95.

74.95 + 64.95 = 139.90.

$140 for a bit of extra content not even including the base game.

If you like a plain city sim and don't care for DLCs, have at it. But honestly, I'm going to stick a good distance away and probably not play this game again. If you spent the money for the DLCs... well good on you and hope to god that buyer's remorse doesn't hit before you start playing with them.
Đăng ngày 18 Tháng 07, 2022.
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0.4 giờ được ghi nhận
So, I start the game, pretty neat cut scene about the story, reminded me of early 2010 style games. The main mans ship gets shot down, he gets cornered at a cliff, and instead of bartering for his life, like a normal person in that situation would, his social anxiety takes over and he just sits there twiddling his thumbs and gets shot. He falls, gets looted, and through some miracle stays asleep for supposedly "days" I believe is what he said (don't quote me, I'm actively trying to forget this game.) This is where the game starts, oh boy!

I make him walk... it doesn't feel like walking more like roller skating with molasses oiled wheels. Oh well, we can do some combat against some rats... well ♥♥♥♥ gotta wait for my guy to pep himself up before swinging.

Finally kill the rats, pick up some not so old looking old stuff, and then head out through the building.

Make it to the end after killing and getting hit by some rats (the rat bastards!) and see a bit of loot next to the door. Go to pick it up and... stopped by a cut scene. Went back in to grab, didn't seem worth it, just carried on.

Went down an elevator and was blinded for a good 10 seconds before I found the button to go down. Welp, I got out, met a guy, he punched me in the face, a fine day indeed!

I woke up, we talked, was forced by the game to act like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for no reason really, and we left for greater pastures.

We walked, had a nice talk about going to loot an old building, when the unthinkable happened: I TRIED TO TALK TO HIM WHILE HE WAS WALKING TOWARD THE BUILDING!

This immediately forced my man into a state of shock and horror, probably related to his long history of social anxiety, that turned him into a vegetable that could only perpetually walk forward while unable to do anything else until death.

This is when I decided to collapse the universe (uninstall) and make this review.

This game feels unfinished, but seemingly is finished. Don't buy this, it's not fun, intriguing, or good-looking in anyway, and the animations are like that of a first time animator in source film maker.

Seriously, do NOT buy this.
Đăng ngày 29 Tháng 10, 2021.
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31.0 giờ được ghi nhận (11.9 giờ vào lúc đánh giá)
I used to only play Xbox back in the day before I decided to get a PC. My fondest memories definitely come from the various Halo iterations on the Xbox 360: Halo: Reach, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST; hell even Halo CE and Halo 2 were some of the funnest games I played on the 360.

In all honesty, the only reason I didn't go to PC or PlayStation was because of Halo. At least, that was the case up until I realized how good PC was versus consoles at the times. I ended up abandoning my favorite franchise and took to PC; a whopping $500 dollar budget in 2015 when you are only allowed to get a pre-built was a ♥♥♥♥ show to say the least, but it was worth it since I could play GMod and mod Minecraft.

I didn't abandon Xbox or anything; actually, I got an Xbox One to play instead of an old 360. Me and my dad played Halo 4 together when we could and had lots of fun doing it. The thing that took me out of the series as a whole was Halo 5. The reason being I mainly played Halo games for the campaign or with friends in multiplayer; Halo 5, at least in my opinion, bombed at both of these. It took me out of the franchise, at least for a while.

However, when I saw this on steam it brought back some good memories; nostalgia took over and I purchased the collection. After playing for 12 hours, I can definitely say it's worth it. The older titles look better than ever yet still have the same feel to them and the newer ones are just as great. The best part is that now I can play with keyboard and mouse instead of a clunky controller, the only downfall to playing on Xbox in my opinion.

If you're looking for a nostalgia trip or just want a fun mindless shooter to play, this collection has you covered. The only bad thing I'd say is that when I originally downloaded this it only came with Halo: Reach; the other games had to be downloaded from scratch ranging from 6 gb to >20 gb per game with just the campaign. At least it's not a Modern Warfare situation and should only set you back around 100 gb at most.
Đăng ngày 10 Tháng 04, 2021. Sửa lần cuối vào 10 Tháng 04, 2021.
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1,503.5 giờ được ghi nhận (1,056.5 giờ vào lúc đánh giá)
Meh kinda sucks tbh
Đăng ngày 20 Tháng 01, 2021.
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953.8 giờ được ghi nhận (140.9 giờ vào lúc đánh giá)
I don't know how or when I did it, but I've logged 140 hours in VR and don't remember playing that much. VR is addicting and I'm an addict apparently.

Also, I don't see how you wouldn't recommend this, it's the only way to play VR games on steam...
Đăng ngày 13 Tháng 08, 2020.
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8.2 giờ được ghi nhận (1.5 giờ vào lúc đánh giá)
It's Skyrim as you know it except now in Virtual Reality!

I got this for cheap on sell and well, I would recommend picking it up while a sale is on. $60 is a tad expensive for a VR game cobbled together by duct tape and Todd Howard's "it just works" magic when you can get Half-Life: Alyx for the same price, and from what I know that is the best VR game at the moment. As for the VR headset you would want to use, anything is fine. I use the Vive Cosmos (yes, the one said to have the worst tracking ever, it's not too bad at all now) and can still snipe people with the bow and flail my arms like a baby with 2 swords and kill things.

As for small issues, it is a bit weird with the height setting, because it's set pretty low at the start, making me seem like a little toddler running around even though I'm 6' 1". The other issue I ran into was trying to get the controls to work with the controllers. It kinda sucks when you realize that you can't make any selections when selecting your dominant hand.

As for other control issues, I guarantee these will make a few people motion sick. The default movement system with teleporting around at close to the speed of light, and that's just without using stamina, is like getting moved to another continent in a split second. Movement speed with teleporting is kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to say the least, but will probably be easier on the eyes than the regular "sliding" type movement which controls like normal Skyrim. I personally don't get motion sick, so I have used both in my small play through without much issue.

Also, if you were wondering, yes, it does have that "Bethesda Seal of Quality!" It has bugs, glitches, and game breaking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all around! For some reason the beginning is particularly bad, with sometimes flying carts or ♥♥♥♥ just not loading in some extreme cases. My start was pretty tame, except for my cart gyrating a bit like it was close to being teleported to another dimension or two. As for general gameplay glitches, for some reason if I killed an enemy and walked a little too close as they died, I would end up just sinking into the ground for a second, guess they were trying to take me with them or something. Other than that, it's just Skyrim but now you get to actually see the glitch-tastic game in stereoscopic 3-D!

P.S. Make sure you watch out for the giant spiders, kinda freaky with all them eyes.
Đăng ngày 8 Tháng 08, 2020.
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196.8 giờ được ghi nhận (104.0 giờ vào lúc đánh giá)
Đánh giá truy cập sớm
My summer car is one of those games that you have to have a certain mindset to play. One wrong move and you'll lose all progress, or just some if you're not playing perma-death. The game can be challenging at times and can just straight up ♥♥♥♥ you over. All of this is well and good for a challenging game, but the main problem I have is with the developers approach and the community at times. The developers approach to "updating" this game is to make features that are normally just available and put them behind some weird task that takes a lot of time and effort to get by. Recently the whole tire and van thing has made it very annoying to play, and the only starting vehicles you have are the jonez (which handles incredibly weird), the tractor (eats fuel at times and can be slow), and the boat. The boat is definitely the most viable option since it allows you to get to the store without much if any trouble, but you have to park it quite the distance away, meaning you can't really carry much unless you want to spend an hour juggling coolant and motor oil to your boat. Back before they removed the van, your first goal was drive the van to the store, buy some essential things, and try and get home safely. Now it is drive the boat to the store and buy 1 or 2 items or juggle 5-6 to the boat, then drive home trying not to spill anything out of the boat, and then proceed to do the same juggle thing at home. There is another "starter" vehicle, the ruscko. I haven't used it since it was made worse in an update, but it wasn't that good before, I can only imagine how bad it is now. Now, there is still a way to get the van, as mentioned before. You can borrow the van from your uncle, but he'll take it back if you sleep or get too far away from it. I think if you borrow it multiple times after while he will give it to you, but that's a long time after you first borrow it. This seems all well and good right? Well it can take days for him to even show up at first, and it appears periodically, meaning if it goes away, you have to wait a while before you can use it again. However, if you put fuel oil in it he will sell the van to pay off the fine and you will never see it again.

Another gripe I have is with fleetari's vehicle. If you pay for his services, he loans you his muscle car. This thing handles like a beached whale covered in vaseline. If you're using keyboard and mouse, it is almost impossible to use it as the brakes don't do any good because the tires are slick as hell, and the thing has so much power if you go full throttle, it becomes a game of "try not to slide directly into the tree about 90 degrees to your left at 100 km/h." It does have seat belts, just make sure you actually buckle them. Also if it goes down a hill, have fun spending 15 minutes trying to get back up it because his car will just spin out because the tires and the amount of power it has. It does good on the road, kind of, but turning is just awful at times, and it sometimes doesn't matter which way you turn because you're going so fast the damn tires can't get any traction and it just flings you straight ahead, usually into the nearest tree or car or something else that might be in your way.

These are things that can be avoided obviously and I'm fine with it that way, but the community makes things oh so much
worse. There is a tool called MSCEdit that lets you edit your save. Should be fine right, it's your game so why not do what you want with it? Well when people ask for advice using it at all, the community basically calls them a dirty cheater and says things like, "you bought the game in the first place why not play it the right way?" instead of just helping them play the game in the way they like. This is apparent with any cheat tool obviously, but usually the same people saying that use mods and such like they aren't basically doing the same thing. Also, if anybody wants to suggest a feature that makes the game even slightly easier, say a pause function, the community goes into an uproar about it. It's a game and if someone wants to suggest something, that should be fine, but nope, that's apparently breaking the "realism" of a 3d game that looks like it was made in the early 2000s using paint. It's a game that is supposed to realistic vehicle wise, I don't think in real life you can flip a car using a beer case or run straight into a tree at 200 km/h and be perfectly fine because you had two bright colored straps on your chest held onto a chair with only 4 small bolts holding it on. If someone wants a feature for a game, that doesn't instantly make them the spawn of satan who wants to "ruin your perfect game", he's just someone trying to provide feedback to the developer. Also, I've seen a few people ask for advice about general game mechanics (such as tuning and the like) and have somebody who is supposedly a car guru just try and shoot them down as a car illiterate piece of ♥♥♥♥. A lot of the time though, the community helps with this kind of thing, it's just the stray person who takes offense from literally anything that says that kind of stuff.

Now you may be thinking, "if it's so bad, why did you give it a recommended?" Because if you look past all of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I listed above, it's actually a pretty good game once you get the hang of it. It can be a buggy mess at times, but can be quite enjoyable too. If you know what you're doing, you can easily build the car, provided you've gathered everything. This is pretty fun until you actually try and run the car. It's pretty much half dead from the start and you have to go pay an assload of cash for fleetari (the mechanic) to fix it. Or you can fix it yourself by literally burning the broken car parts and buying new ones at fleetari's shop. Well after you get all of that fixed up and have gotten your car tuned either by fleetari or doing some good ol' finnish diy, you can finally go get it inspected. What does this inspection do? Well nothing really, except allow you to participate in the rally and not get fined into oblivion by the police. Also, most of the time you have the replace the tires as well which gets real expensive. How are you going to pay for all of this? Well with good ol' summer jobs such as delivering firewood, driving a random drunk home, or pumping literal ♥♥♥♥ out of people sewers. There's also your grandma, making sugar wine, winning the rally, and a few other things. You have a lot to do in this game, including getting black out drunk, killing that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ in the green car, ramming the guy in the nice car with a big ass truck. Getting put in jail is also another thing, where you'll hate your life the entire time you're there. You can also upgrade the hell out of your car to make it run so fast that if you collide with anything you'll die and destroy about 50% of your car and also whoever you collided with. Another thing if you do upgrade your car, you're going to want to get it inspected first, unless you just want a suped up car that literally gives you a few thousand dollar fine when you get caught by the police at all. If you're tight on money, just drive the drunk enough till he tells you of his secret 1 million markka stash and then steal it. You can also paint your vehicle anyway you like while being able to even add a custom paintjob (at an expensive as hell price from fleetari might I add) that you get to choose the image of. There are also some fun achievements such as finishing the rally on foot (yes, you can do that) or literally drinking your own piss. If you've done about everything there is to do, you can go achievement hunting or mod the game. There's a lot to do in this game, but it hasn't seen that much NEW content sadly, mostly just reworks and the like until it's fully released I assume. So if you think you'd like this game, pick it up if you've got $15 burning a hole in your pocket. Just remember to stay hydrated and drink your life away like a true finnish person.
Đăng ngày 24 Tháng 07, 2020. Sửa lần cuối vào 24 Tháng 07, 2020.
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2,411.3 giờ được ghi nhận (1,938.3 giờ vào lúc đánh giá)
Game kinda sucks tbh
Đăng ngày 20 Tháng 07, 2020.
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