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🐟 * 🐝 * 💄 * ⛳ * 👃 * 🌋 * 🐛 * 🍆 * 💙 * 💛 * 🏀 * 💚 * 🎄 * 💎 * 🥞 * 🌸
ㅤ* A man strolls into his local grocer's and says, "Three pounds of potatoes, please."
"No, no, no", replies the owner, shaking his head, "it's kilos nowadays, mate..."
"Oh", apologises the man, "three pounds of kilos, please."
ㅤ* Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
ㅤ* Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*