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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:09am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:32am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:01am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 3:15pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:17am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:56am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:02pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:49pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:04pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:40pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:00pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:02pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:24pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:52pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 6:35pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2020 @ 7:26pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:25pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2020 @ 7:21pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:42pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 8:30pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 8:50pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:03pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:25pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:29pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:20am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:43am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:38am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:58pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 4:32pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 8:47pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:55pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:00pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2020 @ 9:08pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50pm