Polishnopes prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 2:38

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 6:56

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 9:16

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 2:48

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 1:19

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 6:32

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 8:11

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 10:05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 10:48

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 7:10

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 7:55

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 9:41

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 7:44

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 9:19

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 2:52

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 0:56

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 7:12

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 7:12

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 7:08

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 10:37

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 0:58

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 9:16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 9:50

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 5:48

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 7:08

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 0:44

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 5:49

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 0:34

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 9:49

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 7:44

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 2:40

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 7:28

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 2:30

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 8:34

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 8:12

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Upplåst 26 nov, 2017 @ 9:27

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

2 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

7 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30