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Dishonored is a game about a dude who gets dishonored and then has to rehonor himself by dishonoring his dishonorers.

He will either achieve this by sneaking around and doing the stabby stab or sneaking around and doing no stabby stab because he wants the good ending.

Either way, really fun game with lots of replayability. Give it a go if you want to creatively revenge dishonor people for dishonoring you and making you the dishonored.

Never got past the character creation

You can customize your Cybercock

I think I died more than twice

I like to do the pew pew on the demons

good

I like achievements

It's like hotline miami but with a 2

It's free

Do you like Minecraft?
Do you like 2D games with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ graphics?
Do you like killing giant demon walls?

If you answered yes to the above then this game is for you

Terraria, a game where you can use the power of your 2D imagination to build some really cool looking 2D structures. Until you realize that you can't build for ♥♥♥♥ and start looking up youtube tutorials made by people who actually know how to play the game. Or, defeat a bunch of random bosses like an eye, a fish, a worm, a brain or a wall so that you can get a bunch of really cool stuff and finally git gud at the game (i did it mom!). Then replay the game 7 times because you don't have anything better to do with your life. In this amazing world filled with demons, dragons and evil fish monsters you'll be able to do things like 1. stab things with swords 2. ignore minecrafts first role by making helevators 3. spend 5 hours building a house only to have some random people move in without asking for your permission, or 4. spend about 50 hours on fishing for one of the strangers that just moved in to your house. Or you could do what i did and kill them with Voodoo dolls to sacrifice them to the great and almighty overlord Satan himself, only to then kill him too, because spending so much time playing this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ minecraft rip-off (because it has blocks) has turned you into a murderous psychopath. now you might be asking "but Mr reviewer, you great and almighty sex god, why are you recommending this game and treating it like ♥♥♥♥ at the same time!" and well my child, tis what i call a "love hate realationship" nothing a lesser being like you would understand, but if you do, then congratulations, you aren't retarded (yay).