matt who r these people commenting on ur profile, kramer and i r concerned XD

Baby, its been a minute. I heard you got that Stripper's panties stuck down your throat that you were sent into the infirmary to get it surgically removed.

But, I feel like your addiction to deadlock is getting worse and worse by the minute. You don't even leave your room anymore after the incident. so I'm scheduling you to a therapist session next weekend. You better attend or the children will have a new father by the end of this.

Can you please stop ignoring my calls and texts? I know it's a lot to take in but you need to be responsible and accept that this baby is yours. I need your help and money and I'm in tears thinking about how I'll have to raise your child alone. Please call me back as soon as you see this

Hi, friend, what games are you playing recently

So you're going by "Son of a Shepherd" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Mark from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..