Nanay ni Jhompert: Kilala mo si Jhompert? Ayun yung anak ko e. Ikaw raw nagtuturo dun e.
Teacher ni Jhompert: Jhompert? Ano po apelyido?
Nanay ni Jhompert: Hindi mo... hindi mo kilala yung tinuturuan mo?
Teacher ni Jhompert: Wala po akong kilalang Jhompert. Ano po yung apelyido? Baka yung apelyido po.
Nanay ni Jhompert: *tumawa*
Nanay ni Jhompert: Jhompert Barbatos, hindi mo kilala?
Teacher ni Jhompert: Jhompert Barbatos... Barbatos... Sino ba 'to? Shaun!

Nanay ni Jhompert: Kilala mo si Jhompert? Ayun yung anak ko e. Ikaw raw nagtuturo dun e.
Teacher ni Jhompert: Jhompert? Ano po apelyido?
Nanay ni Jhompert: Hindi mo... hindi mo kilala yung tinuturuan mo?
Teacher ni Jhompert: Wala po akong kilalang Jhompert. Ano po yung apelyido? Baka yung apelyido po.
Nanay ni Jhompert: *tumawa*
Nanay ni Jhompert: Jhompert Barbatos, hindi mo kilala?
Teacher ni Jhompert: Jhompert Barbatos... Barbatos... Sino ba 'to? Shaun!

sproink

apparitions stalk the night

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢜⡟⣷⢿⣡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡾⣟⣐⣼⣿⣿⣻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡾⣟⣛⣯⣭⣿⣻⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡟⣺⣟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⢻⣷⢹⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⢸⣛⣛⢿⣿⣯⣴⡶⢿⣷⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣆⡽⣿⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣾⣿⢻⢟⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣙⢻⣿⣿⣻⠻⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣞⢮⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⠿⣛⣿⣻⣿⣿⢧⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⢿⣿⣧⣼⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣟⣿⣟⣻⣵⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

Studies show that, in an orgasm, a man ejaculates the equivalent of a teaspoon worth of sperm, and that volume has only about 10 calories. So hypothetically, if you would sustein yourself only using sperm, you would need about 4 cups by day (200 ejaculations).