Asenna Steam
kirjaudu sisään
|
kieli
简体中文 (yksinkertaistettu kiina)
繁體中文 (perinteinen kiina)
日本語 (japani)
한국어 (korea)
ไทย (thai)
български (bulgaria)
Čeština (tšekki)
Dansk (tanska)
Deutsch (saksa)
English (englanti)
Español – España (espanja – Espanja)
Español – Latinoamérica (espanja – Lat. Am.)
Ελληνικά (kreikka)
Français (ranska)
Italiano (italia)
Bahasa Indonesia (indonesia)
Magyar (unkari)
Nederlands (hollanti)
Norsk (norja)
Polski (puola)
Português (portugali – Portugali)
Português – Brasil (portugali – Brasilia)
Română (romania)
Русский (venäjä)
Svenska (ruotsi)
Türkçe (turkki)
Tiếng Việt (vietnam)
Українська (ukraina)
Ilmoita käännösongelmasta
⠈⡀⠄⠄⠂⠁⠄⠁⡠⡪⡢⡫⡎⡧⡳⣝⣷⣧
⠐⢀⠐⠈⠄⠄⢠⠎⢜⢸⢸⢜⡪⣪⢪⢲⢹⢽⡳⡄
⡈⠠⢀⢡⠋⠉⠫⢶⡨⡪⣊⣦⠗⠚⠺⢾⣎⡧⣏⠇
⠐⠄⢂⠧⠄⠄⠄⣽⢪⠚⡞⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⡾⡸⡕
⠈⡀⠸⣱⠄⠄⢀⠞⡜⡹⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡯⡪⡝⠄
⠂⡠⢁⡪⣂⢠⠪⠁⣇⢣⢣⣀⠄⠄⠐⣀⡼⡑⡜⠆
⡼⢡⠢⡠⠄⠄⠄⡌⡆⣇⡅⠍⠛⠛⢛⠍⡔⢅⠣⠥⠤⣄
⡝⡐⢕⢌⠄⠈⠠⠵⣹⣙⠎⡕⢅⢊⠢⡱⡸⢈⠢⠁⢸⣿
⡯⠐⢅⠢⡂⠄⡘⣈⢂⢢⢑⠌⡢⠡⣫⡮⡨⠠⠁⠂⣸⣿
⠱⢅⠨⠐⠠⠊⠎⠞⢵⡳⣥⡈⠢⡁⠢⠐⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿
⠄⡁⠄⢀⡸⢪⠲⠵⣄⠍⢪⢞⡐⠌⠈⠄⠄⢀⣾⡿⣿⡿
⠄⠂⣴⣿⡐⢡⠑⡸⢠⠫⡀⠕⠁⢀⡠⣔⣮⡿⡯⣟⣿⢿
⣠⣾⡿⠟⢁⢠⢐⣁⡂⣈⢴⠄⢘⣾⡺⡯⡫⣏⢯⡳⡝⡇
⣿⣿⠁⠁⠄⢀⠆⣞⢿⣷⢱⠄⡜⡮⡳⡹⡸⡪⣱⡪⡪⠄
[Cut to Scout and [Demoman fleeing from a barrage of rockets.]
Scout: "Come on, come on, almost - augh!"
[Scout gets thrown sideways by a rocket; Demoman keeps going. Cut to Scout lying on the ground, he attempts to get to his knees but collapses.]
Scout: "Eerrrrgh! Argh."
[A trio of rockets arc down towards Scout, accompanied by a whistling noise]
[Scout turns toward the rockets]
Scout: "Whoah! What the f-"
[Cut to a long shot of the explosion, Scout is flung yelling and flailing towards the viewer]
Scout: "-uuuuu-"
[Scout smashes face-first into a pane of glass in the foreground, breaking it and startling a dove.]
Scout: "Medic..."
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this (grabs Sasha) is my weapon. (Touches Sasha with both hands.) She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. (looks at the camera) It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: (Laughs Joyfully)
Heavy: (Checks the barrel of Sasha) "Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds a bullet and Machine gun revving sound starts)
(Heavy uses Sasha to dominate the game on Dust bowl Stage)
[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays)
(Gun fire)
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
(Pause and show black screen)
Heavy: "Hehe, cry some more."