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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:04am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:10pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:50am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:19am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:25am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:25am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:25am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:19am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 8:59am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 11:43am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:21am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:07am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:38am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:01am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:52pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:44am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:41am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:44am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:54am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 7:37am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:44am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:41am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:18am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:04am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:44am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:50pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:00am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:44am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:44am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 11:20am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:57am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 3:08pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:25am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 9:23am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:37pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 8:31am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:33am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:00am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:26am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:44am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 2:20pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:41pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:49am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:38am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 8:43am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:32am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:14pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:24pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:20am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 8:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:10am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:54am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:43am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:02am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:02am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:46pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:46pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:41am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:27pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:46pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:46pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:46pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:46pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:20am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:23am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:38am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:20pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:37pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:38am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:38am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 9:23am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:46am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:14am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:40am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:34pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 7:42am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:42am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:17pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:38am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:00am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:24am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:05am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:11am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:47pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:16am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:01am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:47pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 9:47am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:06am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:10am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:55am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:20pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:31am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 4:39pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:21am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:44am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:33am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:12am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 1:22pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:16am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:48am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:18am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:48am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:16am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:34am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:40am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:20am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:57am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:41am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:18am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:09am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:47pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:08am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:59am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:12am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 11:43am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:40am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:37pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:47pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:38am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:54am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 8:11am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:42am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:22am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 8:12am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:03am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:36am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:14am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:19am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:55am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:34pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:44pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:07am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:52am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:16am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:48am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 8:12am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:07pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:34pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:34pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:05am



Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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