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Rank B Level 1 Achievement

What is the meaning of life?
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:07pm

Rank B Level 2 Achievement

What is consciousness?
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:07pm

Rank B Level 3 Achievement

What does your soul smell like?
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:07pm

Rank B Level 4 Achievement

Why is ice cream so yummy?
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:07pm

Rank B Level 5 Achievement

Is it easier to love or to be loved?
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:07pm

Rank B Level 6 Achievement

Is mind over matter, or is matter over mind?
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:13am

Rank B Level 7 Achievement

Pineapple is OK on pizza. OK?!
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:20am

Between the Cheeks

Aim true and land an arrow in the crack
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:07pm

Act of Kindness

I just felt like giving this to you because you're such a thoughful and kind person
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:07pm

Meaty Chunks in Gravy

Feed dog food to a baby. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:24pm

Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars

Get promoted to RANK A
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:24am

Gotta Play 'em All!

Play every stage at least once
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:31pm

Rank A Level 1 Achievement

If a tree falls in the woods. BANG?
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:06pm

Rank A Level 2 Achievement

Is the truth out there?
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:16pm

Rank A Level 3 Achievement

What if Jack can't save the president?
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:23pm

Rank A Level 4 Achievement

Was it the chicken or the egg?
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:30pm

Breaking News!

Read the news without making any mistakes
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:13am

Accessorise

Oooh look at you!
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:07pm

Game, Set and TRASHED

Ruin the game
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:35pm

"I Don't Want To Be Human"

Dock your ship upside down
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:08pm

You Can't Hurt Me

Beat WAXY, SNEEZUMS or SWIMCERT without taking damage
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:05am

Time Lord

Be super accurate when setting the time
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:26pm

Daily Yamazako

Complete your first Daily Challenge
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:35pm

Doh!

React without thinking
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:13am

BANGers and Mash

Eat 3 bombs, just like a real farmer
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:15pm

Mmmm Crunchy

Eat the faries without eating any cherry-bombs
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:21pm

Number 1, Please

Pass the Sky Taxi stage and collect all coins
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:21am

Brundlefly

Squash the fly within 5 seconds
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:02am

Meow Meow Meow

Vacuum at least 80% of the dust
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:23pm

Steven C. Gull

Poop on 12 targets without needing to turn around
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:07pm

Atomic Number 79

Remove the golden MASTER SAUSAGE
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:07pm

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof!
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:23am

Mount Splash-Score

Get a perfect score on the high-dive stage
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:16pm

Korean Guy

Identify all the impostors in under 33 seconds
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:27pm



Flat Earth?!

Prove the conspiracy nutjobs right by falling off the edge of the world

99 Problems but a Fish Ain't One

Grab the achievement when it pops out to say hello

Credit Score

Voluntarily look at the credits screen

Kicker for Coins

Collect all coins while carving up the powder

Destroy Every Jared

Give all the Jareds a one way ticket outta hell

The Hedgehog

Help Boric find the secret achievement

Wash Your Partner's Hair?

Listen to enough of the knight's advice

Eagle Eye Cherub

Get an eagle (that's 2 under par btw)

Rank A Level 5 Achievement

RGB or CMYK?

Rank A Level 6 Achievement

Dogs vs cats - who wins?

Rank A Level 7 Achievement

Shitsurei shimasu

Rank S Level 1 Achievement

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King of the Hillock

Get promoted to RANK S

Fuel Fight

Scare your customer away with gross negligence

Mobile Snake Eater

Collect 3 coins using your really old phone

Hawkeye

Choose the cup with the ball inside

Loose Change

POING! Collect all the coins on this stage

QWERTY

Finish typing A 100 times with 1 second to spare

Shredder

SHRED a 66 combo

Some of Them Are Just Jerks

Forcefully nudge a red stone out of the rink

Picture Perfect

Get all 5 photos without screwing up

Yoga Noogie

Make shapes! Don't miss any coins!

Underpants

Present your underpants in court

Hammer Faux

Miss 20 times during the Hammer stage

Salmon Jared Salmon

Line up the pictures to get a prize...

Bounce Fifteen

Skip the stone fifteen times

Autobahn

Crash into the trophy van

Gone Fishin'

Catch 3 coins while fishing

Last Second Punch

Beat the boxer in the last second

Sausage Nibbler

Take ten bites of the hotdog

Maneki-Neko

Get 9 coins and break the lightbulb

Gone in 30 Seconds

Finish rallying within half a minute

Gnome Sleep Till Brooklyn

Knock over 8 gnomes

Lost Your Marbles

Lose 15 marbles

A-Maze-Ing

Navigate the maze to collect the gold trophy

Densha De Stop

Drop two dozen passengers off at the pool

Perfect!

Avoid all the fireballs without taking damage

Card Sharp

Beat Higher or Lower without making any mistakes

Vegetarian

Make a really nice vegetarian pizza

Pelted

Survive the onslaught with 20% health or less

100% Dolphin Free

Swim to the finish line without taking damage

Golden Arms

Go postal in the restroom

Hidden Robot Cat

Jump on the hidden enemy's head

Civil Obedience

Don't smash the car

Hinty McHintface

Get every page of the hint book

Meow Meow Bleargh!

Throw up

4 Minute Meower

Complete the trial in under 4 minutes