Josef Mengele's science experiment gone wrong.

Was intended to be a super soldier.
Ended up being a sloth and half-wit.

I have a particular set of skills.
Skills that make me a mild annoyance to mankind.
Your steam chat will be spammed.
Your facebook page will be tracked down, possibly on skype as well. Definetly will receive constant requests for adding to the friends list.
You will develope a migrane.
You wont unfriend me because you will feel sad about it later on.
Like abandoning a half-wit puppey that was in a horrible accident, does not look particularly good and when you try and hold him he wets himself.
Ocasionaly runs into a wall and barks at the floor.