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I invited him to my house for a csgo LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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"Mit dem U-Boot"
"Nein, ich meinte, was halten Sie von Flüchtlingen?"
"Abstand!"
"Ich wollte wissen, wie sie Flüchtlingen gegenüber stehen?"
"Mit dem Gewehr im Anschlag."
"Nein verdammt, ich möchte wissen, was ihre Einstellung dazu ist?"
"Vollautomatisch und entsichert."
"-.-"
Haben Sie etwas gegen Flüchlinge?"
"Ja! Pistolen, Maschinengewehre, Handgranaten...."
"Nein. Ich meine wie finden Sie Flüchtlinge?"
"Radar, Nachtsichtgerät..."
"Mein Gott! Machen Sie sich denn garnichts aus den armen Menschen?!"
"Doch natürlich.. Handtaschen, Portemonais, Stiefel.."