Catmanwaking's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:13pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:32am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:58am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:39am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 11:45am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 1:17am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 1:17am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 3:40am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 1:35pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 4:22am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 2:57pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 8:10am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 8:10am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:17am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:05am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:45am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 8:05am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:06am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:48pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:02pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:51am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 11:11am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:48am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 5:52am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 11:10am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:05am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:48am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:42am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:45am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:05am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:06am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 11:11am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:02pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:50am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 11:11am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm