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1 person found this review helpful
1,083.1 hrs on record (1,079.9 hrs at review time)
save.tf
Posted 3 June.
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7 people found this review helpful
99.0 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
Please add achievements to this game!!!!!
Posted 24 March, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
39.0 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Dookie.
Posted 9 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
518.6 hrs on record (25.5 hrs at review time)
good game
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record
the entire second half and onwards was rushed. all the stealth segments suck. some of the gameplay is just laughable (the section where you obtain a gun) the only thing its good for are the cutscenes
Posted 24 March, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,214.7 hrs on record (929.1 hrs at review time)
you can do the thing and do the other thing with the addon from the thing with the thing
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
6.3 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
I have decided to compile a summary of my experience with this beautifully crafted gem of a game. I bought it in December, 2015 and here's what I think of it.
1. Gameplay
The gameplay is astonishing, and has a flawless non-laggy object system in which you click & drag said objects to use them on the 3D scene. It runs at a smooth 35 FPS and is suitable for numerous Windows versions, meaning the young ones who get a hold on this game can play it on the computers (if any) in their schools. I don't think it could've been done better. 10/10

2. Graphics
The graphics are so realistic and can easily smash GTA 5 on ultra, along with one of my personal favorites, Minecraft, with shaders on. Compared to top titles like Metal Gear Solid 5, Call of Duty Black ops 3, and Fallout 4 Bad Rats might as well have graphics made centuries in the future, pre-apocalyptic events. Getting in the subject of the character models, I have to say my favorite rat is the bomber-rat. He is well-crafted and seems like money was sent into the creation of him, funded by ISIS. But all the rats are magnificent, and I better not dip down into character development. Speaking of, next topic.

Story/Character Development
The story is interesting, and has very strong messages on racism, homophobia, and lung cancer. You specialize in an elite team of rats to eviscerate the enemy, the cat. You have taken the cat hostage, and his fellow beasts havn't payed the ransom for him. All of the rat superiors conclude that the only way to affect the cats is by executing one, so you have to come up with logical methods of killing the cat to show the other beasts what tactical capability Rat Team 6 has. I've completed the game, but I don't want to have spoilers for those who want to get invested into this gem. Anyway, all the rats actions, dialogue, & relationships are amazingly executed, and couldn't be done better. I have to give this section of the game 10/10

3. Cons (if any are plausible)
I have a list of cons to this game that I have to share, so here they are. The first one is that the game is way too short, if you're a hardcore birds-eye view shooter like I am. I wish for additional capabilities to difficulty to further lenghten the re-playability of the game. Another con I have is the cats don't have many death animations, and I have a fetish for dead cats developed from this game despite the fact I'm not a furry nor necrophillic.

4. Conclusion
In summary, I have to give this game a 9/10. If you have the low price of 50c or $1, please pick this puppy up from Amazon/Ebay using code Sick Reviews not plugging that company just saying.
Posted 4 January, 2016. Last edited 25 November, 2016.
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2,134.7 hrs on record (2,122.0 hrs at review time)
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Posted 21 January, 2015. Last edited 30 May.
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