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Thou maiden-less tarnished. Thou shall set upon the tarnished lands and encounter many tough choices in order to become the elden lord. Upon receiving thou title, ye must make a choice in the end. Thus will be friend or foe, companion or enemy. Then and only then will thou decide your fate for the throne for elden lord. Good luck brave tarnished, shall we all lend you our guidance on your path toward elden lord.
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DirtyDan 7 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09am 
I called in a plumber to unplug my toilet and he send me this video of his "progress" now i don't know a lot about plumbing, but i never mentioned the sink or the mirror. Maybe there is a language barrier. After he destroyed everything, he actually rebuild the damn thing with instant noodles. Now I've seen 5 minute f*ckery before but this is my first time as a victim. Maybe should have been suspicious when his toolkit just had a hammer, a scraper and ramen. he did a great job rebuilding the sh!tter but sent me a invoice for 5 hours of work but never actually solved the f*cking problem. He was a nice guy so i told him to come back next week and clean the gutters.
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Nannotyranno 23 Jun, 2021 @ 8:21am 
🤪I've come to make an announcement:🥵 Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass😳 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.🥺 He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. 🧱🧱That's right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife,👩and he said his ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 was 😍"THIS BIG"😍, and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter🐦 dot com. 🦔Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥! 🍆It's the size of this walnut🌰 except WAY smaller!🤏🤏 And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!😳😳 That's right, baby! All points♦️, no quills♥️, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls🟠🟣and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife🅿️🅿️, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥🍆 the Earth!🔰
Nannotyranno 23 Jun, 2021 @ 8:21am 
That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! 🤪🤪Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth,🚩🚩 I'm gonna go higher.⬆️ I'm pissing on the MOON🌚! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!🤑🤑🤑
You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS ⤵️hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth!⤵️ Now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight👁️👁️, before I piss on you too!🍆
kirby 1 May, 2021 @ 8:13pm 
why arent you replying
kirby 1 May, 2021 @ 8:12pm 
hi king! id really like if you would reply to the 2905 messages i have sent you - now 2906. Thanks king i love you