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65.0 hrs on record (64.9 hrs at review time)
This game is an absolute masterpice! Gearbox should hold lessons in developing for how to absolutely create the worst pice of videogame media I have ever withnessed.
I went trough the effort of 100% it so I will never have to touch this steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥ ever again. Only played it because it was included in the pandora's box edition, wish it weren't.
Every minute i spent with this game was pure agony and I was wishing for the sweet relief of death and hardcore drugs the entire time. every area, mission, enemy and mechanic was masterfully crafted to inconvinience and annoy the player and disrespect their time. I sincerely wish for every level, mission and enemy designer of this game that for the rest of their lives all cottage cheese they ever eat is from a turkish man.

Posted 16 January.
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99.8 hrs on record (99.8 hrs at review time)
This game truly deserves the title "Labor of love" as it has been out for 3 years and still there are update coming EVERY WEEK! It might not be everyone's type of game because of the grinding and repetitiveness, but Its definetly a fun if you don't mind starting every mission from scratch.
Posted 1 December, 2024.
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33.9 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
The world definetly needs more games like these. More games like the original F.E.A.R.
This game almost gets it right... shame that iron sights are considered "cheating" and it locks down achivement progression.
The guns are just way too innacurate for my taste, i'd prefer a slower, tactical option with cool bullet time and drool inducing effects at every bullet impact on different surfaces, papers flying, walls crumbling, electronics sparking ect... Instead of just sliding around like a madman hipfiring at everything you see.
Nevertheless its still a solid 8/10 and not just because it kicks the nostalgia factor very hard between the nuts, its great! but not perfect.
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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25.5 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
What can i say about BPM? I bought it the first minute i got the notification that it is finally avilable, and oh boy i do not regret it at all.

The soundtrack is an absolute banger, i jam to it every single time i play it, no matter how many times i've beaten the game, the music always gets me headbanging along to the rythm.
Gameplay is pretty mediocore, yet satisfying, just turn of all indicators, let the music lead you. People complain its hard, or unfair, just play, die, repeat, its like dark souls, learn what each enemy does, and make a priority which enemy you will have to deal first, play for 5-10 hours and you'll know each song inside and out, and the flow will come naturally.

Tons of replayability, different equipment, abilities, weapons, you can choose from and 5 unique characters. Maps are generated, enemies are randomized, and modifiers have a chance to affect the dungeon, so no run will be the same as your previous one. If you ask me, the game worth its price.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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15.5 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
This game reminds me a lot to the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series which we all love and praise for its atmoshpere and overall great level design. Chernobylite does so well to capture the look, and feel of the zone, and at the same time it looks gorgeous. Thought its at an early access phase, and i've seen everything the game had to offer in 4-5 hours, (that was a couple of months ago) the developers of the game are constantly putting hard work into making this game as good as they can. They put their best efforts in making the game polished, optimized, and overall enjoyable to play, with changelogs and patches coming out almost every week for the game, going forward one step at a time, listening to community feedback as they do so. I highly recommend buying the game on sale and supporting the developers who are working hard to fill in the blank space the stalker series left behind itself for many years. When it will come out of early access it might even worth the full price based on the way the game is progressing forward. I dont write many steam reviews but this time its different, i guess its a way to say thank you for the developers for not abandoning an early-access game for once and trying to make it actually playable and enjoyable.
Posted 13 August, 2020.
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0.5 hrs on record
Seems like an interesting game, shame it crashes every time i open my phone.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.8 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
>Be me
>Le funny 40y/o frenchman
>get elected to be in charge
>feelsgood.jpeg
>start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everything up, make bad decisions
>ppl start getting mad
>they start rioting
>oshit.exe
>Call riot police
>they beat everyone no matter what age or gender they are
>nomercyfortheppl.jpeg
>riot police is literally in war with the rioters, they follow me around, they want me dead
>be Emmanuel Macron
Game not related, still pretty fun though 8/10 Would play paris simulator 2018 again
Posted 12 December, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
230.7 hrs on record (85.8 hrs at review time)
I really liked this game, the customization, the enviorment is just beautiful and the game really captured me, the story might be mediocore and the main character is a mute deputy officer but hey... i had tons of fun shooting bloodthirtsty cultists in the beautiful Montana landscape. Sadly it suffers from the same problem as all the other Far cry games.. once you clear the outposts, the cultists are gone for good, no threat to you besides the wildlife, but thats just personal opinion, sadly the guns are all the same, but the melee mechanics are nice and work great, also very fun to just beat enemies in different ways than just the usual knife takedowns we all know and love from previous far cry games, overall, its a good game, and with the arcade mode, there are hours and hours of fun of just shooting, blowing ♥♥♥♥ up, even if you dont play it for the story, the gameplay itself is pretty entertaining
Posted 23 November, 2018.
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45.9 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
An excellent Half-Life 1 Remake. It gives back the original game's feeling with better graphics and fun multiplayer.
Posted 24 November, 2016. Last edited 3 December, 2016.
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47.4 hrs on record (23.2 hrs at review time)
i played almost 20 hours with this game and i have to say its definitley one of my favourite games.
Pros:
-Free 2 Play
-very good storyline, lots of content and a good 8 hours of gameplay (single player)
-co-op mod up to 4 players (another 1 and a half hour of gameplay)
-very good graphics compared to it was made with the Goldsource engine(Half-Life 1 engine)
-good atmoshpere and sometimes it can scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of you
-lots of weapons
-if you beat the game you can unlock the doctor mod which is following the doctor's storyline
-if you beat the game a door is unlock at the beggining in the game where you can change you hoodie and get a camera which is freeze your enemies if you take a picture with it, ect...

-boss battles
-5 different endings
-couple of easter eggs pewdiepie easter egg and one of the ending is a reference to the developers first game (afraid of monsters)
Cons:
-there are lots of bugs in the co-op mod for example if you jump on a car you can die instantly
-you have to buy some new underwear
Posted 28 February, 2016. Last edited 28 February, 2016.
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