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2.9 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
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Posted 28 November.
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14.3 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
Basically Kings Field 5. It's a very interesting and pretty charming game with a lot of secrets and excellent ambiance, but is held back a little by how overpowered you get pretty quickly and how some of said secrets are borderline impossible to solve by yourself unless you smash your head against every walls hoping for something to happen.
Play it if you wanna try a old school dungeon crawler, but keep in mind that part of the charm is that this is the kind of game that asks you to look at a corpse until the music changes to something creepy in order to spawn an item elsewhere in the level, and you were supposed to guess that.
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
56.2 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Fu ck people.
Posted 13 August, 2020. Last edited 13 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.0 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
In this 2D cyberpunk Hotline Miami, you play as a junky in a bathrobe who uses the power of drugs coupled with a real japanese katana to cut down hundreds of people as you make your way towards your target. There's probably some deep lore about why you need to kill these targets, but since you're a hitman in a bathrobe, the higher ups don't really want to fill you in. That doesn't stop the story from actually being good, but just know that it ends on a cliffhanger, that's honestly the only thing that annoyed me in this game.

You're also so high on drugs that you don't understand how the concept of time works, allowing for some wacky stuff story and gameplay wise.
Game's pretty short tho, but the gameplay is so good you won't regret spending your money anyway.
Posted 27 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
51.8 hrs on record (26.4 hrs at review time)
Great one-armed bandit simulator, I can finally feel like one of these casino casuls who can only play the simplest game.

Oh yeah and the story is good I guess.
Posted 3 October, 2017.
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18 people found this review helpful
68 people found this review funny
20.2 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
Un intéréssant documentaire sur la politique interventioniste américaine.
Je donne à ce jeu un 11/9 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Posted 15 April, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
14.7 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I tried this game.
In my first try, A guy named "sw4gsc00oper xDDD" joined the game and killed all my team in solo with the knife while spamming Sanic' theme in the mic. Then I got kicked cuz i said he was cheating.
The memes are 2 stronk
Posted 28 December, 2015. Last edited 8 April, 2016.
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236.3 hrs on record
Don't get me wrong, it's a really good game, but it's basically dead, the only players left are some high level guys who put hundreds of hours into it back in the days it was popular. Maybe play it, but know that it'll just be like visiting a museum.
Posted 8 August, 2013. Last edited 29 June, 2019.
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