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Recent reviews by Smartie

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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Old PSX times, my lovely childhood!
I mean it\'s kinda easier and more basic than original, but it\'s still really good reconstruction - and I\'m so happy it\'s f2p.
I love that it has this \"PSX\'s kinda graphic\" instead of new, better one.
I literally feel like I\'m a child again :D

All I wanna do right now is start playing multiplayer and \"fight\" with other players :D
420/69!
Posted 1 June, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Original type of game, that mix Trackmania with puzzle stuff.
It's so basic game without anything special, but if you're looking for some 15minutes (literally 15minutes) game, that aren't so common, there you go.

Imo it should be a little bit harder and longer, coz it has potential, but it definitely lacks of challenges and amount of levels.
+ add car skins, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love skins in games ;]
Posted 29 April, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Positives:
- Anime boobs
Negatives:
- Everything else

Little advice/tip/whatever:
M4 = Snipe + assault rifle - for real, there is no need to play with snipe, coz m4 got same dmg and accuracy on long distance + m4 got more ammo, so it's pointless to play with snipe
Posted 28 April, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Me: Yay, cool f2p game, I have to play it!
*having fun for 30min*
Game: You have to buy next book (episode)
Me: I'll miss you
*uninstall*

True story.
Really cool game, but I won't pay 5€ for next episode, when first episode lasts for 30min...
8/10, would recommend it for people that likes to throw money for short games.
Posted 25 April, 2016.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.1 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Typical game for "chill-time".
The best description would be Mirror's Edge (-police) + A Story about my Uncle!
You're runner-Yamakasi-Traceur with futuristic gloves with magic-grapples, which allows you to hook "weird balls" so u're able to swing on them to move further or higher.
As I stated in the beginning - it's definitely one of these "chill-games", just to calm down yourself or just to chill.
I recommend it for every Mirror's Edge Fan or people who liked A Story about my Uncle!
8.5/10 - I'd give it a 9 or even 10 but this game has no storyline.
Posted 13 April, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
So I got this "GTA Trilogy pack" from my good friend and I wanted to play this game after a looong time - ya know, nostalgia.
Aaand I can't play it at all - why? Win10 - didn't find good solution yet :(
RIP my childhood.
Still 10/10 would recommend it for every GTA fan, especially to those, who didn't play GTA 3 (is this possible?)!
GTA + GTA 2 were different kind of GTA (another camera angle and all that stuff) so yea, GTA 3 is the game where everything began!
Posted 3 April, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Before I start - the book about Metro and whole story is pretty cool, but when it comes to this game... I just wanna puke.

My friends were like "oh bruh, u have to play this game now when your PC is enough to handle it" - so I gave it a try after few years... and what? This game is trash. It's not about that it's old and I'm comparing it to new games, no. It's just big trash.

DirectX 11 is breaking game (black bard all over the screen).
Awful shooting with awful crosshair (no customization, so u have to play with this ♥♥♥♥ no matter what).
These "monsters" that u're fighting against... please. Next time make them as ♥♥♥♥♥♥ puppies, coz they're more adorable than scary, dooh.

One of the most overhyped title for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason. Good that I got this game for free, coz I would cut myself right now after spending some $$$ for this.

Not recommending it for anyone - not for FPS's fans, not for post-apocalyptic scenario's fans, not for anyone. Pure trash.
And I know that I might be attacked by some blind fanboys, but just face the truth that there are a lot of better games than this.
Posted 3 April, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
Damn GOTY!
Jesus in da hood!
Must play!
Praise the lord!
Posted 28 March, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
17.4 hrs on record
If you're looking for game that's comparable to Diablo, choose this one.
It's really cool when you're playing with friends - especially when they're raging because they can't get better items after 30min of exploring and u're getting them every 5minutes, ahh... salty friends = best friends :D
It's really on the same level as Diablo, but with different story, so you can't say that one of them is better than other.

tl;dr If you like Diablo but u're already bored with it, then buy this game, 420/69 recommend!
Posted 26 March, 2016.
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7 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
10.0 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
Cool game with interesting story, but... Still waiting for HL3...
I want to play it before I die, Gabun pls ;_;
Posted 26 March, 2016.
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