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Recent reviews by Smartie

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1 person found this review helpful
4,907.3 hrs on record (3,873.8 hrs at review time)
Best ARPG on the market.

If you're looking for a game where you'll still learn new stuff after 3k+ hours, then that's the game for you.

PS. Campaign = Tutorial!
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Fixed my Taxi
Made my first $100
Went to casino
Lost everything to anime girl
Pulled out my bat
Hit the random van on the street
Van kickflipped on me
Died
I rate it Cab/10
Posted 12 April, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
29.0 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
One of the best roguelikes I've ever played. It's pretty basic, but that's what makes it even better!

Literally the perfect example that you don't need to spend millions of dollars to make a great and addicting game!
Also it's pretty cheap, so I definitely recommend buying it!

Love it!
Posted 27 January, 2022.
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48 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
39.7 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you consider buying this game u have to ask yourself three questions:
- Do you like FPS games?
- Do you like Roguelite games?
- Do you like Borderlands?

If you can answer YES for at least two of these questions then this is the game for you.
I'm fairly new to the game and I'm having a blast. Imo it's one of the most fun Roguelikes I've ever played and I don't think there's any other that's even close to this one!

I hope the game will only go forward with upcoming updates and there will be even more content in the future (not like it lacks any right now, but more = better I guess).

10/10!
Posted 15 July, 2021. Last edited 16 July, 2021.
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19 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
PeePeePooPoo uhhhhhh...

GOTY 2023
100% achievements EZ
Posted 7 December, 2020. Last edited 3 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
564.5 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
Pros:
No Origin

And that's enough.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
We shillin'
Posted 10 October, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Do cipy :)
Posted 14 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
It's definitely a cool concept, but towers (at least one of the two that we get in the beginning) are "bugged" and it makes the game unplayable...

Explanation: The first turret we get (ballista) can focus on a unit that's out of their range and ignore other enemies till the focused unit is killed, I literally lost several rounds because of that.
I don't know if it's a problem with that specific turret or whole targeting system, but it's definitely a huge problem.

I might change my opinion in the future (after hotfixes), but for now it's a NO for me.

Edit: I just realised the game is out for ~7months and it's still a thing, so I don't feel like it's gonna be fixed soon.
Posted 17 March, 2020. Last edited 17 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Had to BJ my friend, but hey...
Year pass is year pass, am I right?
Posted 13 March, 2020.
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