If we were in prison together I'd protect you in the shower.

+rep pretty cool dude

-rep

I don't know how big his wang is. But I know for sure that it is probably GIGANTIC.

Oh, they're also pretty fun to play games with.

If they think they're not into men, he'll prove them wrong. If they think they're only into woman, he'll introduce them to a world of wonders the likes of which we cannot even begin to comprehend. Beds have no limits when he blesses the sheets with his absolutely swollen marbles. They're like planets, not just because of their size, but their scope and scale. Entire worlds can live on just one of those darn things. It's actually really terrifying. Back in 92' when I visited for the first time, I accidentally walked in before he was ready, and let me tell you, life was never the same since. But that's for another time. This isn't about his planet sized spheres, but his overwhelmingly large, limit breaking, record shaping, all encompassing poker. It's really big.