goth (real): достижения в POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Дата получения: 27 сен. 2021 г. в 14:07

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Дата получения: 27 сен. 2021 г. в 14:35

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Дата получения: 2 окт. 2021 г. в 9:27

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Дата получения: 2 окт. 2021 г. в 9:49

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Дата получения: 27 сен. 2021 г. в 14:58

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Дата получения: 2 окт. 2021 г. в 9:17

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Дата получения: 8 окт. 2021 г. в 12:11

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Дата получения: 10 окт. 2021 г. в 15:04

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Дата получения: 11 окт. 2021 г. в 11:46

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Дата получения: 13 окт. 2021 г. в 9:56

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Дата получения: 13 окт. 2021 г. в 9:56

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Дата получения: 9 окт. 2021 г. в 11:49

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Дата получения: 8 окт. 2021 г. в 12:34

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Дата получения: 9 окт. 2021 г. в 10:55

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Дата получения: 11 окт. 2021 г. в 12:30

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Дата получения: 3 окт. 2021 г. в 6:37

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Дата получения: 10 окт. 2021 г. в 14:42

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Дата получения: 9 окт. 2021 г. в 11:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Дата получения: 27 сен. 2021 г. в 15:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Дата получения: 2 окт. 2021 г. в 9:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Дата получения: 8 окт. 2021 г. в 12:18

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Дата получения: 1 ноя. 2021 г. в 11:09

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Дата получения: 10 окт. 2021 г. в 15:36

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Дата получения: 13 окт. 2021 г. в 9:56

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Дата получения: 2 окт. 2021 г. в 9:27

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Дата получения: 9 окт. 2021 г. в 10:52

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Дата получения: 8 окт. 2021 г. в 12:18

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Дата получения: 26 окт. 2021 г. в 17:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Дата получения: 23 окт. 2021 г. в 11:52

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Дата получения: 27 сен. 2021 г. в 14:10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 27 сен. 2021 г. в 15:04

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Дата получения: 2 окт. 2021 г. в 8:25

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Дата получения: 27 сен. 2021 г. в 14:11

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Дата получения: 27 сен. 2021 г. в 14:04

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 27 сен. 2021 г. в 15:03

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Дата получения: 9 окт. 2021 г. в 11:52

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Дата получения: 10 окт. 2021 г. в 15:12

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Дата получения: 3 окт. 2021 г. в 5:07

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Дата получения: 10 окт. 2021 г. в 15:35

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Дата получения: 3 окт. 2021 г. в 5:20

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Дата получения: 13 окт. 2021 г. в 9:56

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Дата получения: 19 окт. 2021 г. в 16:29

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Дата получения: 20 окт. 2021 г. в 17:11

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Дата получения: 23 окт. 2021 г. в 13:04

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Дата получения: 30 окт. 2021 г. в 14:48

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Дата получения: 1 ноя. 2021 г. в 12:01

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Дата получения: 19 окт. 2021 г. в 15:51

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Дата получения: 20 окт. 2021 г. в 18:00

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Дата получения: 23 окт. 2021 г. в 12:56

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Дата получения: 1 ноя. 2021 г. в 11:38

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Дата получения: 9 окт. 2021 г. в 10:39

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Дата получения: 2 окт. 2021 г. в 8:46

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

15 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

12 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

10 / 30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

13 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

6 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

13 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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