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-- American proverb
😚
"Well, 'scuse me. I was jus' tryin' to save the world."
-- Gaspode the wonder dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
🤐
Bender: If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch and bite.
😘
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
😍
Nuclear powered vacuuum cleaners will probably be a reality within 10 years.
-- Alex Lewyt (President of the Lewyt Corporation,
manufacturers of vacuum cleaners), quoted in The New York
Times, June 10, 1955.
🤧
Lois: Peter, Stewie peed on the carpet again.
Peter: Do... do I rub his nose in it?
🤔
Paul's Law:
You can't fall off the floor.
😲
Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how
could they read their mail?
🙁
QOTD:
"I'm not really for apathy, but I'm not against it either..."
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