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Nahlásit problém s překladem
somethings in the something something system." -Fry
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A penny saved has not been spent.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too
dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx
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"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
- Bert Lantz
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I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately
anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.
-- Saki, "Reginald on Worries"
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I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
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[Chris and Meg are fighting over who should have the remote to the TV, and Chris steals Meg's hat and puts it in his pants]
Brian: Hey, aah... You two better settle down... Aah... Chris give Meg her hat...
Chris: I don't have to listin to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul!
Brian: Ow!
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