THE CAKE is a SPY

ACT I, SCENE I: Cake and Medic are headed to enemy base. Medic is healing Cake, as cake is duisgised as a heavy.

Medic: So how bout them Pyros Eh?
Cake: What about them? (Sweating)
Medic: I hear that all the Pyros have been ordered to blow random puffs of flame in the air in order to look for cloaked spies!
Cake: (Gulps) That's, Um... Great!

[DEMOMAN WALKS IN]

Cake: You go on ahead, I need to talk to Demoman for a minute.
Medic: If you say so... I got a charge ready when you need it

[Medic hides behind a crate up ahead and watches the conversation]

Demoman: Heeeyyy Cake, how a-

[Cake stabs Demoman]

[Demoman groans[

[Medic runs over]

Medic: HEY! Why did you do that cake?! >:@
Cake: FYI, I am a spy!
Medic: Oh my Bonk! EVERYBODY, THE CAKE, IS, A SPY!!